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#3857 + ()/213 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Blackwell is subbing for Mr. Williams, calling roll.
Mr. Blackwell: You see, I have perfect attendance for my classes, because when people don't show up, we get to spread rumors about them. Is Meghan here?
Meghan: Here.
Mr. Blackwell: Margaret? Margaret?
Student: Nope.
Mr. Blackwell: She must have ditched to "have fun" with her boyfriend. What guys are missing today?
Student: Mr. Williams.
Class: O.o -
#3668 + ()/218 - [ Report ]
// In AP Biology, Dr. Uston is typing up a "pop" quiz for the class. The projector, however, is on and the class sees the quiz as it is being written.
Class: *silently and furiously flips through biology book for the answers*
Dr. Uston: Okay! Here's a pop quiz!
Dr. Uston: *turns around*
Dr. Uston: Oh my... -
#3533 + ()/220 - [ Report ]
Carl: there's this girl at work who is pretty hot
Dave: oh really?
Carl: yeah, but ive found it really hard to initiate anything
Dave: you need to get in there before someone else does
Carl: well the other day i thought i better man up and do something, i wasn't just gonna let this one slip by, she seems like a really nice girl, so i plucked up the courage and made my move
Dave: and?
Carl: She hasn't poked back yet -
#1770 + ()/236 - [ Report ]
Mr. Frels: Right now, you guys sound like...
*glances nervously at door*
You sound like...
*glances at door again*
Hold on a second.
*closes door*
*door stays partly open*
You sound like...
*notices that door is open*
*fully shuts door*
...You sound like shit. Excuse my language. -
#3328 + ()/231 - [ Report ]
Elsa: Is vinegar an acid or a base? I think it's a base...
Lab Partner: I think its an acid...
Elsa: Hang on, I'll ask... *walks up to Ms. Chhabra* Ms. Chhabra, is vinegar an acid or a base?
Ms. Chhabra: *Grabs Elsa by the shoulders and shakes her* IT'S AN ACID!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
*both pause awkwardly*
Ms. Chhabra: Now go away. -
#1488 + ()/244 - [ Report ]
// There's a big *bang* as the lightbulb in the projector explodes when Dr. Cammer turns it on. Everyone screams and Dr. Cammer is cowering in fear, holding his stomach. Everyone stares at him.
Dr. Cammer: Well, you know, you hear these stories about students shooting their teachers... -
#1146 + ()/251 - [ Report ]
// 8:45 AM
Anita: I have a pass! I have a pass! I have a pass!
Mr. Kummer: Anita, what are you doing in here?
Anita: Oh crap, it's not an anchor day?
Mr. Kummer: No.
Anita: So this is 5th period?
Mr. Kummer: Yeah.
Anita: Ugh. Okay, bye then, Mr. Kummer!
Mr. Kummer: Bye, Anita.
Mr. Kummer: ... and there's the head of your class government in action.
