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#1657 + ()/14 - [ Report ]
// Talking about a really hacked "terminal server" type thing for Mac OS X found on a website
AntarcticPhoenix: it's just launching multiple sessions on the same box with user switching
AntarcticPhoenix: and vnc to them...
AntarcticPhoenix: why would you want to do that with vnc?
tubaplayer152: the same reason why you would install linux on a dead badger -
#1622 + ()/10 - [ Report ]
// After developing an acronym for Project DOOMSDAY (Development of Oppresive Organization of Many Stealthy Destructive Assassin-Yeast) and saving it somewhere
Wil K.: Now it is preserved for posterity's sake.
Andrew Yang: For our backs... ?
Wil: Uhhh... no, that's posterior... -
#1430 + ()/18 - [ Report ]
// During the Super Bowl
EvilWeaselofDoom: What's the prompt for the PSAT essay?
EvilWeaselofDoom: I need to write a thesis
chronicidal: Is the opinion of the majority
chronicidal: OMG INTERCEPTIONS
chronicidal: OMGOMGOMOGMOMGOMGOMG
EvilWeaselofDoom: ...
chronicidal: SEAHAWK INTERCEPTION
chronicidal: back from the 2 yard line too
chronicidal: OMGOMG
EvilWeaselofDoom: I hate you. -
#1342 + ()/12 - [ Report ]
// Gathered around a broken industrial hand mixer where I work. Apparently it had caught its own cord and nearly severed it.
Clayton (an older worker): We could cut and splice it together...
Pete (my boss): Can you splice?
Clayton: Yeah.
Pete: Wait, let's not do anything yet. It may still be under warranty.
Me: Well, if you do decide to cut it, *pulls out pliers/wire cutters from pocket* here.
Pete: The fuck do you have wire cutters for, MacGyver? *turns to Clayton* The boy scout carries wire cutters and teabags bitches! -
#1055 + ()/4 - [ Report ]
// Talking about road conditions
everlovingsnot: our road here is like
everlovingsnot: hell's newborn baby froze over, or something
everlovingsnot: dismissing the fact that no one would ever procreate with hell
everlovingsnot: because I don't know how... the hell that would work. -
#672 + ()/8 - [ Report ]
Lechuck343: Go to hell.
vgguy2789: There's no such thing as "Hell"
Lechuck343: Is this your honest belief or are you just arguing with me?
vgguy2789: both
vgguy2789: actually, I've changed my mind
vgguy2789: there is such a place as Hell
Lechuck343: That's it, you just changed your mind on the spur of the moment?
vgguy2789: yep
Lechuck343: Or is there more to this that you're about to explain?
vgguy2789: I remembered that there's a Hell somewhere in Michigan.. or Iowa.. or one of those silly states
vgguy2789: so, yes, there definitely is a Hell
vgguy2789: but I sure ain't going there after I die
Lechuck343: Nebraska.
Lechuck343: It's in Nebraska.
vgguy2789: ah, thanks
Lechuck343: Yeah.
