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// About 4am, LAN parties, etc.
Barnett: like when i went into a fit of laughter
Barnett: and fell on your keyboard
Barnett: and fell asleep
Barnett: rofl
d a r k mage1616: you reach that point where your body generates its own marijuana

#234 + (−2)/8 - [ Report ]

thedantran: Google Ads is quality
thedantran: Domain Conference
Roundtable Conference for Domain
owners. May 25-27th in Seattle, WA.
www.domainroundtable.com
thedantran: ...
sirquackingston: that's.... interesting
sirquackingston: are they going to find new, revolutionary ideas in domain selling?
thedantran: yeah. something like that.
sirquackingston: I can imagine
sirquackingston: just a bunch of suits sitting in a room
sirquackingston: going "so, anyone got any ideas this year?"
sirquackingston: *awkward silence*
sirquackingston: "well, have a good trip back, now"

#203 + (−2)/20 - [ Report ]

Lee Burton: I USE LINKS ALL THE TIME
Lee Burton: I HATE TABLES IN IT.
Lee Burton: ESP WHEN USED FOR DESIGN.
Barney672: TURN CAPS LOCK OFF
Barney672: THEN MAYBE WE CAN BE CIVILIZED
Barney672: ALTHOUGH BEFORE
Lee Burton: I HELD SHIFT ^_^
Barney672: I JUST HELD DOWN THE SHIFT KEY
Barney672: LMAO
Lee Burton: LMAO

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Victor: The school would get sued.
Victor: Then everybody's a winner.

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//ud=undead garg=gargoyle wyv=wyvern (wind rider)

HellHawk123: dude i have to give u this awesome replay
HellHawk123: i pwned this ud guy
HellHawk123: it was my proudest moment
sCake273: that was one of the best shitts ive ever taken
sCake273: it was awesome
sCake273: i have it on replay
sCake273: i pwned this toilet
sCake273: it was my proudest moment
HellHawk123: dude
HellHawk123: i hate u
HellHawk123: i have to admit
HellHawk123: i had NO RAIDER MICRO
HellHawk123: and i didnt realize he had 3 gargs when i had 3 wyvs
HellHawk123: so i had to switch to beserkers
sCake273: yeah mean i feelling it
HellHawk123: in like 3 minutes
sCake273: see
sCake273: i had like
sCake273: no toilet paper at all
sCake273: so i was like omgomgom
HellHawk123: and i picked up a healing ward!!
sCake273: and the toilet was totally raping me
HellHawk123: it was pwnage
sCake273: and when i pcked up the soap
sCake273: and was like OWNAGE WOANGE
sCake273: then i screamed like a japanese school girl for help

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TheDanTran: What happens when I do phpinfo()???????????
SirQuackingston: meh?
SirQuackingston: it prints out a bunch of php information?
SirQuackingston: colorful tables, config values, etc?
TheDanTran: ...
SirQuackingston: oh, heh
SirQuackingston: you acted really concerned
SirQuackingston: like, phpinfo was printing out passwords or obscene language or something

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darkwinggtr: holy crap, wikipedia has a lot about sausages
darkwinggtr: just think how much awesome it's going to have in 5 years

#136 + (−2)/16 - [ Report ]

SirQuackingston: uber-random thought of the moment
SirQuackingston: explode($syslab); //boom

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Candy is for eating, not for beating! - Brian R.

#121 + (−2)/6 - [ Report ]

Georgetown is for people who raid their parents' liquor cabinets. In Georgetown. - a senior talking about college

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big boehm boy: aww the woot of the day is a vaccuuum cleaner
big boehm boy: and it sold out?!?!
Sylem X: awwww
big boehm boy: i didnt know geeks were so clean
big boehm boy: or mebbe theyre turning it into a case fan...

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Jack: Do you want me to put a 200-port switch in my pants and dance around pwning you?

#88 + (−2)/22 - [ Report ]

Dr. Acio: "Then it's like this guy put his, like, sweaty sweaty sweatsocks in there..."

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// During health class
James: Who do gangs try to recruit?
Class: FRESHMEN!

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// Talking about the Rally to Restore Sanity
Chris: They were streaming it!
Mrs. Bello: ...
Paul: They were filming it and putting it online.
Mrs. Bello: OH.

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// AP Bio, Dr. Wood is explaining how genes crossed between organisms at the early stages of evolution.
Dr. Wood: It's like an orgy at the cellular level!

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// Summer school history and geography class
Teacher: The next question. Which is further north: Jerusalem, or Damascus.
Student: What's the second one?
Teacher: Damascus.
Student: ...How do you spell that?
Teacher: Dumbass...cus. Damascus.
Student: ...

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Chris: So, I was watching House, and Cameron and Chase are such an attractive couple. I think watching that episode last night is the closest I'll ever get to a three-way.

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The week before Siemens-Westinghouse...
Jeff: i wonder when we will exhaust these double entendres
Shum: obviously after october 1st
Jeff: that's when we exhaust our supply of siemen
Shum: lol
Jeff: and then we work intel the middle of november

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// Asher, Mikas, and Nina are trying to find their way around the Magical Kingdom
Asher: Okay, so if the carousel is there--
Mikas: Girls are good navigators. You fail, so you are a bad girl. You are a horrible girl.
Nina: Give me that!
*She grabs the map, turns around, and figure out where we are*
Nina: Okay, we’re going that way.
Asher: Ohh, so we were there.
Mikas: Asher, you have been demoted from bad girl to pond scum.

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// Sophomore ethics forum
Keynote speaker: It's like hopscotch on crack!

#2281 + (−1)/21 - [ Report ]

Me: Do you know how to use grammar?
Eliza: Oh, I know what to use grammar.

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// During World (Comparative) Religion, several students get sealed papers addressed to them
Somebody: It's an acceptance letter from Hogwarts!
// They turned out to be spam from the University of Tulsa...

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// Student is trying to open a window
Mr McCarthy: Yeah, yeah, just leave it. Look. It's hot. -I'M- hot.

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// Trail off into water waves after discussing the speed of sound
Dr. Walker: The fastest-moving water wave I've ever seen actually moves _faster_ than the speed of sound every day. I'm sure you're all seen it, you just never payed attention to it.
Stephanie: Was it you?