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94368637: I'd love to die under Google's command
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// About a Physics question
sHARD: A satellite is in a low circular orbit about the earth (i.e, it just skims the surface of the earth)."
sHARD: I think more important here, is to worry about how your satellite no longer works

Tags: physics
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Letumeve: hm, alrighty, thank you. that's all, you may return to your regular scheduled programming
TheDanTran: more like OLQing
Letumeve: regularly
TheDanTran: oh. I thought you actually meant programming
TheDanTran: like... code.
TheDanTran: wow, I'm such a geek.
Letumeve: ha
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sHARD: well WASTE could get me into a higher college then not having it
sHARD: its like the free +1 for being insightful on Slashdot
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*Mr. Ero confiscates student's phone*
Mr. Ero: "When you're staring at your crotch and smiling, either one of two bad things are happening. And I can only confiscate one."

Tags: ero
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//Law & Society
Lily & Lauren:  So, if someone enters Mr. Zack's house without his permission, he is allowed to attack them with a baseball bat or with whatever means he sees necessary.
Mr. Zack:  I have a tank!
Lily & Laure:  In conclusion, don't enter Mr. Zack's house without his permission.  He's a lawyer.

Tags: zack
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//Question on Law & Society assignment is ambiguously worded; students ask or clarification
Mr. Zack: No, Mr. Williams is also in the yard with the dog. Mr. Williams is not on the chain with the dog. There isn't something kinky going on with the dog and Mr. Williams.

Tags: zack
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//Law & Society
Mr. Zack: Please form trios. You're going to do a tort trios assignment.
Mr. Zack: I say trios because I avoid saying "threesomes"...

Tags: zack
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Dr. Sinick: *blows nose*
Dr. Sinick: Gaah! I sounded like an elephant!
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// APUSH
Mr. Campbell: So the Federalist party died out after the Hartford Convention, leaving the Democratic Republican party. Then that party divided up into different sects...
Hanna: Wait, there was sex at a party?

Tags: apush campbell
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// During Counselor meeting
Student: Umm...should I apply for NHS?
Counselor: *quizzically* Why would you EVER want to do that??
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Stephen Seliskar: Oh my gosh! Guys guess what?! I found my missing For loop in the Rotating Cube Lab!
Arman Khojandi: *sarcastically* Oh great, we can take it off the milk carton.

Tags: arman_khojandi stephen_seliskar
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// Talking about how Catherine is a campaign candidate that steps on baby chickens
Kummer: Now imagine that I am an insanely rich businessman, and I am Catherine's biggest supporter. I support candidates that step on baby chickens. Why? Because that turns me on.

Tags: kummer
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Mrs. Colglazier: Better than having your clothes fall off...or maybe not. It might be more interesting... And there's X taking her clothes off...

Tags: colglazier
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Mrs. Chhabra: The next person to talk will develop a long tail and look like a donkey!

Tags: chhabra
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// During History Class
Helm: You can't get out of Texas, it expands... like Montana.

Tags: helm
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// Discussing obscenity in Gov
Teacher: I'm trying to imagine Fiona naked, and I'm finding it very difficult.

Tags: government
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// Messing around with puns...
1: Getting wrinkles out of your clothes is IRON-ic.
2: Changing your AIM Expression is ICON-ic.
Nicole: Eating a piece of cake is tasty.
3: ....No.
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Someone: What's that tom cruise movie where they're on goal line?
Shane: Titanic?
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Bobby Kogan: Are you thinking about Brandeis?
Daniel Epstein: No.
Bobby: Why not?
Daniel: I'm not that Jewish.

Tags: bobby_kogan daniel_epstein
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// J, W, and E are playing a fighting game.
E: Whoa! What did that guy just say?
J: He said, "This is it!"
E: Oh. I thought he said "Physics!"
J: ...
W: You know you're anxious about junior year when...

Tags: physics
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// In Latin, discussing Pyramus and Thisbe
// Dr. Glover changes slides and begins talking
Dr. Glover: Unfortunately...
Justin: He's not naked!

Tags: glover latin
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Ms. Bailey: So what if cows had three holes, like a bowling ball?
Mica: OMG, Ms. Bailey!!
Everyone: ...
Nicole: How did our conversation get here?

Tags: bailey
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// Mica's away message...
StickFigures02: homework: come on, mica. i've got condoms and chocolate syrup and no one will ever know.
mica: i can't say that i'm not flattered by the offer.. but i really don't want to do you.
homework: i've got pasta. with sausage.
mica: well... maybe just a little.

Tags: mica_moore
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// Discussing Abolition in HUM
Stephen: So those mulatto cookies or what ever they are...
Rest of Table: Milano!

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