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// Talking about the shortness of many freshman
Mrs. McLean: I know! They're like a bunch of tiny midget people!

Tags: mclean
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// Looking at the new mural/painting thing in the gym
Peter: It's Conan O'Brien!
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Ms. Stevens: Yes, I have to go the bathroom, but I might not want to do it right here.

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Mrs. Koepnick: You guys would fight over how many ants were in a pile of ...ants!

Tags: koepnick
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Andy Street: I need to find the right font so that SEXY MAN THIGHS fits on one page.

Tags: andy_street
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// David comes in, really hot outside, wearing sweatpants
David: Aww... I shouldn't have warn my pants today!
Class: *giggles* David?
David: What' they're so freakin hot!
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// English class, thinking of American poets to write on the board
// After a few minutes of thinking and running out of poets...
Lee: Oh, duh, Shakespeare!
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// Discussing a dialog between Socrates and Meno where Socrates leads a slave through a geometry demonstration
Mr. McCarthy: Socrates is the midwife as it were. He needs to be present to birth the idea.

Tags: mccarthy
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(18:23:34) eugene: later, i'm gonna pass out so i can go to work tomorrow. sleep sometime.
(18:23:37) liz: good luck, 'night
(18:23:39) eugene: thanks
(18:23:42) eugene logged off
(18:24:08) eugene logged on
(18:24:10) eugene: fuck it, can't sleep
(18:24:17) liz: that was fast
#758 + (0)/22 - [ Report ]

Evan: MOTHER FUCKER!
// Mr. Lamb happens to walk into his line of sight as he says this.
Mr. Lamb: ... *stares*
Evan: ... *stares*
Mr. Lamb: *walks away*

Tags: lamb
#743 + (0)/10 - [ Report ]

eugene ('05): also, who the hell is this Jack Breese kid? ...has he been hanging out with eli and nathan? there are dark days ahead.
#694 + (0)/12 - [ Report ]

Amanda: Grant [her boyfriend] is such a nerd!
Grant: No, I'm not!
Katie: It's okay, didn't you guys read that thing that went around a while back that said the sex is better with nerdy guys?
Grant: ...I like Star Wars.
#661 + (0)/16 - [ Report ]

Y2Katie0325: oh justin...
Y: your eyes
Y: are like limpid pools of
Y: of
Y: of...
JustSo1: uh oh
Y: of......
Y: um.
MireiyuInCorsica: HCl
J: urine?
Y: yes
InherentBadTaste: what??
Y: HCl. your eyes are like limpid pools of HCl. <3
#591 + (0)/8 - [ Report ]

Mr. Zack: There is no swimming allowed -- the lake is contaminated by industrial pollutants.
Josh: Hardcore!
#470 + (0)/10 - [ Report ]

Mrs. Gullickson, 1999: "You all know by now if I hate you, right?"

Tags: gullickson
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Frau Slagle, 1999: (after speaking at length in German) "Did you understand any of that, Jeff? What did I just say to you?"
Jeff Bondheim: "You said, 'did I understand'."

Tags: jeff_bondheim slagle
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Mrs. Gullickson, 1999: "Over the weekend, Jennifer Michaels killed a chicken. We are now going to have a living sculpture of this event."

Tags: gullickson
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// Talking about cheating financial systems
Eric: It's so easy to forge checks.
Melthon: My parents do something even better.
Eric: They forge checks really well?
#408 + (0)/18 - [ Report ]

uji: what the fuck's wrong with my body chemistry?
uji: i just drank two bottles of bawls in the space of ten minutes and promptly fell asleep
volkovitsky: hey, eugene, what class is this?
uji: geosystems?
volkovitsky: that was THREE HOURS AGO, you insomniacal cunt. now lay off the caffeine.
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// During a crew race while watching a bunch of girls fours go by
Bryan Fleming: Hey, wait, is two seat really hot?... Gimme those binoculars.

Tags: bryan_fleming
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Colin Buss: i'm looking at the verizon fios website and it says it's only 15 Mbps
Colin Buss: that's slow
Colin Buss: omg
Colin Buss: cable's 100 isn't it?
Arucard: the internet you have is only (prolly) 512 kilobytes / sec
Arucard: thats equivelent to about 4 megabits / sec
Colin Buss: my wireless is 11 Mbps
Colin Buss: my thing says "connection speed: 11 Mbps"
Arucard: internal 802.11b wireless == 11megabits / sec
Arucard: fios == 15 megabits / sec
Arucard: fios is FASTER THAN internal wireless network
Colin Buss: ok, well my wired computer says "connection speed: 100 Mbps"
Arucard: thats internal lan you freak
Colin Buss: i have to work on my project
#189 + (0)/8 - [ Report ]

scake273: i picked that up within 3 seconds of his mumbling of "so then you.....calculus!...then.......mubmlemumble adfkjsadflasdf....that's calculus!....lkkdsjfl;kajsfdsj and that's calculus again!"
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// Trying to open a Netflix envelope
Devraj: "So do you know how to open these right?"
Dtran: "They have a label on the side that says 'Open along this side'"
Devraj: "Oh"
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Andrew: u compare penguin[iguana][len(penguin[iguana]) - 1][0] to emu[0]
Victor: LOL
Andrew: for path cost comparison
Andrew: if penguins[iguana][0] + pigs[penguins[iguana][len(penguins[iguana]) - 1]] > pigs[porcupine] + emu[0]
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thedantran: god I hate my dentist's office, no unsecured WiFi

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