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#1645 + ()/15 - [ Report ]
// In AP Lit, next to Dr. Glover's class, after several minutes of random noises, screams, and strange pronunciation guides being heard through the wall.
Wil: Come on! It's *Latin.* It's not like you actually have to speak it!
Jason: Yeah, well I do... because I'm Catholic.
Wil: That's not my fault. -
#1536 + ()/31 - [ Report ]
// Lindsay and Sarah are walking down the hall. Lindsay is yelling at her MP3 player.
Lindsay: GRR! Come on! SKIP!
Sarah: *starts skipping*
// Later that day--Lindsay is doing a difficult Sudoku.
Lindsay: So a 2 goes there... wait... NO! Crap, Sarah, crap!
Sarah: *makes lame constipated noises*
Lindsay: *dies laughing* -
#1105 + ()/23 - [ Report ]
Albert: Mr. Torrence, you're on TJBash!
Mr. T: What...?
Albert: Yeah, you saw Darren on the TJ morning news and said "Darren, you have a radio face"
Mr. T: I did?
Albert: Yeah.
Pak: No, he didn't, that was Mr. Torbert...
*Class laughs at Albert*
Albert: Dammit.
Mr. T: ...but I should have said it. -
#641 + ()/11 - [ Report ]
Eli: You know you play FPS's too much when you dream about them. For example, I dreamt about CS1.1. I was a CT, and I had a USP and a MAC-10 at the start of the first round.
You know you play CS way too much when the first thing that you think after reading that is "CT's can't buy MAC's." That's what I thought.
God help me.
