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#1526 + ( )/20 - [ Report ]
B: Jama, why does your program load so slowly? Let me see the code.
B: No wonder it loads so slow, you import java.swing.* five times, and about every other package twice!
// After removing about twenty lines of importing
B: Now let's run it and see how much faster it loads
Jama: Still slow! Because all five other classes import all of those packages again! -
#890 + ( )/22 - [ Report ]
// Discussing The Odyssey
Freshman in IBET: How do you pronounce "Orkho`menos"?
Another freshman (not looking at book): It's pronounced "Commander Cool."
1st freshman: Sure, because it looks like "ork-homies."
2nd freshman: Let me see that book.
2nd freshman: "Gone to Commander Cool's, or sandy Pylos, can he be? Or waiting with Menelaus in the plains of Sparta?"
1st freshman: "I'll ask Mrs. Curtis..." -
#1359 + ( )/27 - [ Report ]
// In class, trying to find the best way of solving a problem with a computer
Mr. Torbert: You're right, even though this gets rid of our old problem, it's still too hard.
Jason: It's like saving people from a hurricane by hiding them in a volcano.
*pause*
Class, esp. Jeff Miller: *laughs really loudly* -
#1042 + ( )/25 - [ Report ]
A: Yeah, so this Thanksgiving I'm going to be flying out of town.
B: Oooh, be careful when u check ur luggage. A lot of times, bad things happen when u do that. Like sometimes they even lose ur luggage, or it gets mixed up with someone else's.
A: Since when are you the expert on all of that?
B: HEY! I am no fool! I have seen Toy Story 2! -
#5866 + ( )/26 - [ Report ]
// Talking about a scene in Beast of the City during Film Studies
Pollet: You can see he pulls out a rubber rod here. It's because you can't beat a suspect with a baton or they'll bruise, but if you beat them with something rubber, it won't leave any marks.
Brandon: I have to remember that in case I have kids! -
#737 + ( )/28 - [ Report ]
Dareth8: No.
TheDarkFuzz: Si.
Dareth8: Nay.
TheDarkFuzz: Yes.
Dareth8: False.
TheDarkFuzz: Yea.
Dareth8: Incorrect.
TheDarkFuzz: True
Dareth8: Wrong.
TheDarkFuzz: Correct
Dareth8: No.
TheDarkFuzz: Wi wi.
Dareth8: Look, no.
Dareth8: In every possible way, no.
TheDarkFuzz: Close your eyes, yes.
TheDarkFuzz: In no ways at all, yes.
Dareth8: Hate you.
Dareth8: So much.
TheDarkFuzz: Love me.
TheDarkFuzz: So little.
Dareth8: Well...yes, that seems fairly accurate.
TheDarkFuzz: No, that definitely isn't accurate at all.
Dareth8: But...you just said it.
TheDarkFuzz: But...I just didn't say it.
Dareth8: Ye, you did! It's right there!
Dareth8: /smack
TheDarkFuzz: No, I didn't! It isn't there anywhere!
TheDarkFuzz: /pat
Dareth8: /hadoken
TheDarkFuzz: /shoryuken
TheDarkFuzz: 3
TheDarkFuzz: 2
TheDarkFuzz: 1
TheDarkFuzz: FINISH HIM!
TheDarkFuzz: Down to Forward quarter circle A!
TheDarkFuzz: FATALITY
TheDarkFuzz: Josh WINS. -
#215 + ( )/18 - [ Report ]
// Stupid Algebra 2 hw was find 3 misleading graphs
DisembowelingOne: misleading
DisembowelingOne: graphs
DisembowelingOne: dollar a piece
DisembowelingOne: lol
DisembowelingOne: :-)
DisembowelingOne: come on dude
thetaotao: damn
thetaotao: FUCK
thetaotao: FUCK
thetaotao: hmmm
thetaotao: microsoft.com it shall be -
#207 + ( )/14 - [ Report ]
thetaotao: there's a guy on a server with that ip named sg1
Lee Burton: LOL?
Lee Burton: Let me go KILL him
Lee Burton: :-P
Lee Burton: WNxSG1 has join the game
Lee Burton: WNxSG1 kills SG1 with p90
Lee Burton: Last message repeats 1000 times.
Lee Burton: SG1 has disconnect and promised to change name.