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#5987 + ()/2 - [ Report ]
//Law & Society class
Mr. Zack: If there's a sign that says "swim at your own risk", you arent' allowed to sue them because, hey, they warned you!
Lily: What if there's a shark in the pool, and all the sign says is "swim at your own risk"? Can you still sue them because they had a frigging shark and they should probably have had more of a warning than that?
Mr. Zack: *long stare*
Mr. Zack: What kind of pools do you go swimming in? -
#3695 + ()/26 - [ Report ]
// In Mr. Latimer's class you need to turn in thinking logs. Student A has been absent and has not turned in a log
A: Mr. Latimer, do I need to turn in a log the day I was absent?
Mr. Latimer: Well think of what you would have thought about if you were here and turn that in. -
#2523 + ()/22 - [ Report ]
// During a deeply philosophical discussion at lunch
A: So what you're saying is that everyone is inherently an asshole, and the only thing separating us from dangerous criminals is the fact that we are able to cover our ass-ness up with morals?
B: Yes, like when you download Microsoft programs illegally, you're really just screwing assholes.
A: Yeah, I'm screwing assh... No, wait, I don't want to say that.
