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• #771 + (+2)/12 - [ Report ]

  // Deciding what movie to see
  Mary Anne: What's your pref...prefer...prefer...preferation?   

• #754 + (+2)/22 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Kelly: Thomas Jefferson High School for Pirate Murder Techniques

  Tags: kelly

• #678 + (+2)/16 - [ Report ]

  //trying to describe tj to an incoming froshmore
  
  a: yeah, people tried to tell me there was a social order, but i just laughed
  b: no, really, there is
  b: not much of one, but there is
  a: yeah, right
  b: we're not ALL geeks
  a:*gives look*
  b: all right, fine, we're all geeks... but we're geeks with a social order!

• #623 + (+2)/34 - [ Report ]

  // Mr. Torbert teaching Acc CompSci
  Torbert: Okay, let's create a new listener. We'll call this listener... uh...
  Someone in the class: Spork!
  Torbert: Okay, let's call it a spork. *hesitates* Wait, that's not a cuss word, is it?

  Tags: torbert

• #544 + (+2)/16 - [ Report ]

  Colin: char *temp = malloc(16);
  twinofhugin: I like big buffers
  twinofhugin: and I can not lie

• #487 + (+2)/6 - [ Report ]

  // It just started snowing several minutes after the deadline to call school out. All the buses were late...
  Person - [munching away on Hot Fries wearing a thin jacket and jeans] I just wasted 50 cents! I'm eating these Hot Fries and I'm not getting any warmer!   

• #466 + (+2)/10 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Struck, 1999:  "I think the Rolling Stones first got started up in the 1920s, right?"

  Tags: struck

• #456 + (+2)/4 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Hawkins (physics substitute), 1999: "Let's go back to our world of bullets, blondes, bombs and Buicks."

• #330 + (+2)/14 - [ Report ]

  tubaplayer152: dude...
  AntarcticPhoenix: hm?
  tubaplayer152: that was a general use dude.  The kind that can mean "Hello", "Goodbye", "I want to have your babies", or anything else
  tubaplayer152: it has no meaning
  AntarcticPhoenix: ...
  AntarcticPhoenix: go get your own babies
  tubaplayer152: Where? 7-11?
  AntarcticPhoenix: well, they have bawls....
  tubaplayer152: among other things

  Tags: jack_breese nathan_watson

• #281 + (+2)/10 - [ Report ]

  wdad: tbh they should have It's Academic that allows you to use google
  zing: that would be priceless
  wdad: i'd be like EAT THAT JACOB OPPENHEIM
  wdad: FEELING LUCKY NOW, BITCH?

• #274 + (+2)/6 - [ Report ]

  // Physics and the right hand rule
  mireiyuincorsica: i hate it when i wind up with a right hand rule that looks like i have to cut off my fingers and sew it to the other side of my hand?

  Tags: physics

• #258 + (+2)/8 - [ Report ]

  Guy with a Tbone: i was just out with him, andy, colin, and andrew
  Guy with a Tbone: and pat just kept on insulting my sexuality, claiming that i was gay
  Guy with a Tbone: i felt like i was in a counter-strike game :/

• #178 + (+2)/8 - [ Report ]

  I'm happy now, or at least happier than last night when my mom was like "Every minute your computers are on, God kills a kitten."

• #169 + (+2)/10 - [ Report ]

  // CS Source:
  
  |PSSH|Mirage: damnit lag my ping's 100
  |PSSH|Mirage: maybe i should stop downloading pot...
  <some other guy>: WTF?
  
  // Note PoT is Prince of Tennis   

• #124 + (+2)/4 - [ Report ]

  No, see, Thomas, you can't ride it as well once it's dead. - Eric

• #86 + (+2)/4 - [ Report ]

  // Weasel wants to short circuit himself on one of the syslab outlets
  John: Actually, that's the bad circuit.
  Kyle: Oh yeah... see, there's other things on that circuit than... you.   

• #5644 + (+3)/57 - [ Report ]

  ‎// Dr. Sinick is trying to learn everyone's names
  Dr. Sinick: Tell me something distinctive about yourself, Josh.
  Josh: (While acting high) Uhh... I like to get high sometimes.
  Dr. Sinick: No, I want something distinctive. Something that is unique to you, not something everybody does.

  Tags: sinick

• #5534 + (+3)/27 - [ Report ]

  John: How do you know so many awesomely nerdy people?
  Zachary: I think everyone else is afraid of me.

  Tags: john_renner zachary_yaro

• #5431 + (+3)/9 - [ Report ]

  Forbes: I know electric potential is defined by the field, but...
  // Holds up a multimeter
  Forbes: You don't get any E-meters on here!
  Forbes: Oh, that's not right. It sounds like dianetics...

  Tags: forbes

• #5387 + (+3)/9 - [ Report ]

  // Dr. Castaldo was describing Devil In The White City
  Dr. Castaldo: There is something in here for everyone.  For the engineers among us and the...serial killers...among us.

  Tags: castaldo

• #4694 + (+3)/35 - [ Report ]

  Scholla: Ladies, when you grow up, you can say to a guy, 'You know, you're a real kilogram meter per second cubed.'

  Tags: physics scholla

• #4400 + (+3)/63 - [ Report ]

  Naavya: Wait so if macromolecules can make other macromolecules, aren't humans a macromolecule too?
  Ms. Rosenblum: No, cuz we're made up of different macromolecules.
  Alan: Awww, we could have been like macro-macromolecules.
  Ms. Rosenblum: Like a MacDADDYmolecule.

  Tags: rosenblum

• #4343 + (+3)/21 - [ Report ]

  // Some students haven't finished a cell-streaking lab
  Cobb: So here's a list of people who still need to finish the lab *reads a few names*
  Cobb: You guys will be our streakers.
  Class: !
  Cobb: *giggles* Ohoho, you all thought of that too?

  Tags: cobb

• #4277 + (+3)/9 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing the elastic clause
  Torrence: "You can drive a Mack truck through that!"  That's what Patrick Henry said.
  Torrence: Even though Mack trucks hadn't been invented yet...

  Tags: torrence

• #3395 + (+3)/27 - [ Report ]

  Amy: I was gonna say, well quit your day job, but then I realized this IS your day job.
  // Awkward pause
  Ms. Ulrey: ...Lincolnshire movement 4.

  Tags: amy_plunk ulrey

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