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Mr. Mcarthy: Arian, for example would prey on little people.
Kevin: Arian's not that big himself.
Mr. Mcarthy: But his hair makes him look big.
Mr. Mcarthy: So Arian would maybe prey on someone like Anna, and, to defend her purse, she would pull a knife out and stab him. That's what Hobbes is saying. -
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// AP Gov
Mr. Kummer: Speaking of the pornography discussion.
*takes off jacket*
Nolan: He says as he takes off his clothes.
Mr. Kummer: Hey! It's hot in here!
Mr. Kummer: In 1991 the Supreme Court ruled that nude dancing does not enjoy full protection under the first amendment. (Barns v. Glen Theatre Inc.) -
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// On the TJMC New York trip, after discovering that another band is going to play the same show that we just played.
Telkins: Man that sucks! They have the same music as us! Hey, I have an idea! Why don't we find out when that band is playing, and then march onto the field and play along during their show?
Jack: I have an idea! Why don't we find the other band's drum majors, and then stab them! -
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// In Film Study, about the Wizard of Oz
Mr. Pollet: They wanted to hire Shirley Temple to play Dorothy but she was under contract with another company. She was just so annoyingly sweet that when you see her movies these days you just want to smack her! *smacks his right hand against his left one really loudly* -
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// Regarding a Katrina Relief bake sale for TA
Student: Why can't we have it on Thursday morning?
Teacher: Because that's when the cafeteria sells breakfast, and we don't want to compete against them.
Student: Why not?! That's like a monopoly! Sherman Anti-Trust laws! We should sue the school and donate that money to the Relief!
