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#3132 + ()/28 - [ Report ]
Kevin: OMG there's this Buzz-Light-Year-Shoot-Zurg's-Minions game at Disney World, but it like moves your spaceship so its like moving targets and that's the challenge. So while I was going it like stopped in the middle of the course, so I picked the hardest target in the back and nailed it 13 times before it started again. Got the day's high score!
Guy: ... You h4xx3d a kid's game?
Other guy: 13 times, that's only half 1337. -
#1646 + ()/16 - [ Report ]
// After Mr. Latimer gave his tech-lab students a lecture on what assignments were due
Mr. Latimer: And your final quiz question is multiple choice. Last night, in the women's college basketball championship, the shot that put the game in to overtime was wha...
Calvin: 3-pointer.
Mr. Latimer: Would you be quiet? Was what kind of shot? A. Two pointer, B. Four pointer, C. Foul shot, D. Three pointer. And fill in the blank: who made the shot?
Calvin: Tolliver.
Mr. Latimer: Good job! You win the magical prize!
Student: Congratulations! You watch women's basketball! -
#1517 + ()/20 - [ Report ]
// Some freshman are talking during botball (robotics club)
Freshman 1: Dude, check out my robot, it's so friggen awesome!
Freshman 2: It's not that great...
Freshman 1: Are you kidding!?!? My robot is awesome! It has... It has... sex appeal!
*pause*
Freshman 2: So are you're saying you want to fuck your robot?
*Two sophomores walk by without hearing the whole conversation*
Sophomore 1: freshman... too intimate with their technology
Sophomore 2: Must be having problems getting laid by an actual girl... -
#1468 + ()/12 - [ Report ]
// In physics, Dr. Walker is responding to a student's question about large tides which occur in Alaska
Docwalk: I'm not exactly sure what tides you're talking about, but they have these large tides that occur off of the coast of China. Every so often, these large tides occur, and people love to ride them with their junks. -
#1347 + ()/10 - [ Report ]
// Rita asks Mr. Pollet if a picture she drew is OK to turn in for a project
Rita: So can I turn it in?
Mr. Pollet: Yeah, why are you redrawing it? It's good.
Rita: *flips paper over to show random scribbles and stick figures* Uh, cause it's on the back of, uh...
Mr. Pollet: CRAP -
#1336 + ()/12 - [ Report ]
// AP Gov talking about the guy who was sued for mooning someone and her daughter
Mr. Kummer: We were just discussing the buttocks policy.
Mr. Torrence: Who here is baring their buttocks?
Mr. Kummer: Blahblahblah...it's not indecent.
Mr. Torrence: But it depends on the nature of the buttocks.
