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• #1279 + (+8)/14 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Pollet: What's the worst that could happen? I take you down to the principal's office and you get expelled. That's all!

  Tags: pollet

• #1173 + (+8)/8 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Kummer: did it cross anybody's mind not to buy stock in...evil companies?

  Tags: kummer

• #1170 + (+8)/12 - [ Report ]

  Daanan: We should call them the... killer.. dangerous... rat-monkeys.
  Ms. Gecan: Who? the Europeans?

  Tags: gecan

• #960 + (+8)/10 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing pulleys in physics
  Forbes: ... this woman only needs to exert half her weight on the rope to keep moving.
  Student: So the reason you should use a pulley is because it doubles your pleasure?

  Tags: physics

• #901 + (+8)/10 - [ Report ]

  // The day before a 4 day weekend
  Mr. Jarvis: Alfie, have a nice holiday.
  Alfie: Have... a nice... two day... weekend?

• #841 + (+8)/14 - [ Report ]

  // In AP chem
  Dr. Jones: I'm going to hang you up and murder you if you use Celsius instead of Kelvin.

  Tags: chemistry jones

• #702 + (+8)/8 - [ Report ]

  // Mr. McCarthy discussing the 10 commandments in Hum
  "So if I go over to my neighbor's house, and he has an attractive wife, I'm attractive... err I'm attracted to her."

  Tags: mccarthy

• #682 + (+8)/10 - [ Report ]

  OxyMoronic11: Have you ever noticed that you don't have foreign people who pronounce u's like oo's?
  OxyMoronic11: I mean, you never hear anyone saying anything like
  OxyMoronic11: "There was a sloog oonder the roog oopstairs"
  OxyMoronic11: Right?
  saltquill: ...wtf?

  Tags: arielle_kahn

• #627 + (+8)/8 - [ Report ]

  Pimbo13: i hate to be a typical male, but i would never discourage a weapon from having sex except in specific situations
  Y2Katie0325: a weapon?
  Pimbo13: that would fit in the Freudian Slip category

• #540 + (+8)/8 - [ Report ]

  // Geosystems
  Schmid: "..called 'relative dating'"
  Erin: "Wrong!  That sounds awful!  Dating your relative!"
  ....
  Schmid: "This is called the law of Cross-cutting relationships.."
  Alice: "A love triangle!"   

• #486 + (+8)/8 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about publishing our IM conversations
  Lechuck343: You know, the more I think about it, the better this whole "publishing" thing sounds. Think about it - if a woman can write a newspaper column about blow jobs and have it become a miniseries, could we not do the same thing here?
  vgguy2789: no, because I don't give blow jobs

• #366 + (+8)/22 - [ Report ]

  // A debate on the true secret weapon of D&D.
  JB: Horse?? HORSE??? Dragon. Horse.... Dragon!
  BRJ: All right, all right. But pound for pound--
  JB: What, like a one-pound horse and a one-pound dragon?
  [silence]
  DK: *chomp* TWO-pound dragon!   

• #309 + (+8)/14 - [ Report ]

  // In a Toastmasters meeting
  Nam: And then my parents sat me down and gave me that talk that all Asian Jews must go through.   

• #123 + (+8)/12 - [ Report ]

  Oh my god!!  Is that blood?!?
  No, it's Kool-Aid.  The top came off my sippy cup. - Jonathan B.

• #122 + (+8)/12 - [ Report ]

  This is -our- giant space whale!  Go get your own! - David K.

• #47 + (+8)/8 - [ Report ]

  TheDanTran: logicnerd411's LJ stalker is jgrafton!      
  jgrafton is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also getting jiggy with your best friend!
  TheDanTran: Uhm. errr...
  Jeff Grafton (cpujeff122): yes
  Jeff Grafton (cpujeff122): I want your blingbling, dan

  Tags: dan_tran jeff_grafton

• #5886 + (+9)/15 - [ Report ]

  //In German class, Frau Oszko talking about when to use 'du' and when to use 'ihnen'
  Frau Oszko: I would never 'du' someone my own age... Unless I know them on a first name basis.

  Tags: oszko

• #5746 + (+9)/17 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing the difference between empathy and sympathy
  Majeske: There was a woman in Iowa or somewhere in the Midwest, they're all the same. She gave birth to a 14-pound baby.
  Student: That's enormous!
  Majeske: Enormous?! That's like giving birth to Dumbo! Okay, so who can empathize with the woman?
  Student: An elephant?

  Tags: majeske psychology

• #5677 + (+9)/19 - [ Report ]

  // talking about Kefir, a Russian fermented milk drink
  < hyperon> it's okay
  < hyperon> it's sour, bubbly, smells bad, makes you depressed and sleepy, it's rarely colorful
  < hyperon> it's like a trip to russia in your mouth!

  Tags: daniel_belin

• #5670 + (+9)/9 - [ Report ]

  // After a long heated discussion about isolated singularities
  // Dr. O gives a trick problem with branch points
  Dr. O: These are _not_ isolated singularities!
  Brandon Pang: Are you even allowed to say that?

  Tags: brandon_pang osborne

• #5446 + (+9)/67 - [ Report ]

  // Mr. Rose is lecturing and Mr. Smith comes into the classroom to close the door.
  Mr. Rose: Oh, am I being too loud?
  Mr. Smith: Nah, I just farted out here, so...

  Tags: j_rose smith

• #5085 + (+9)/15 - [ Report ]

  // A person from the D.C. Shakespeare Troupe giving an acting scenario for a class
  Person: So you wake up one morning and find a dead body in your kitchen.
  Hanna: I hate when that happens.

• #4919 + (+9)/17 - [ Report ]

  Andrew: So we can solve the problem with solder or dice. One of the two.
  // Angelica, passing by and having heard nothing else
  Angelica: Or duct tape.
  Andrew: ...actually, yeah, that would also work.

  Tags: andrew_hamilton angelica_klosky syslab

• #4859 + (+9)/23 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Struck: Back when I was in school, we had dress codes. Girls had to wear skirts. Guys had a dress code, too.
  Spitz: You had to wear a skirt?

  Tags: hum struck

• #4810 + (+9)/15 - [ Report ]

  //Discussing love
  Iorga: You know that when you have an orgy, that's not love, right?

  Tags: iorga

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