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#4387 + ()/17 - [ Report ]
Mr. Helm: You didn't want to be in jail for a day back then, they weren't nice places. You don't want to be in jail now. When the jails used to be in Fairfax County, at some other high schools they would take the more miscreant students and take them to Lorton where they met the finer denizens of the prison. Murderers, rapists, and sodomists.
Class: *mixture of laughs and shocked expressions*
Mr. Helm: No seriously, don't go in the showers at Lorton. -
#4380 + ()/17 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Cammer is going around to AP Bio classes to advertise the upcoming Amazon rain forest trip.
Dr. Cammer: It's a lot of fun! No hiking trails or anything like that-- pure bushwhacking through the jungle!
Student: Are there any reported deaths?
*Everyone laughs*
Dr. Cammer: Well... no _reported_ deaths... *winks* -
#3050 + ()/27 - [ Report ]
// Looking at a map of the Gulf of Mexico
Corinna: So is this Australia?
Arjun: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Corinna: Cassandra, what is this a map of?
Cassandra: Uh, the Gulf of Mexico?
Meg: Wait, someone else thinks that this looks like Australia?
Corinna: Hah! Meg agrees!
Meg: Oh no, I just wondered if anyone agreed with you.
