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• #1236 + (+9)/9 - [ Report ]

  // Resources the NRA can use to get favorable legislation passed
  Christie: They have a symbiotic relationship with companies that make guns, so they have votes and money and... technical support.   

• #1229 + (+9)/11 - [ Report ]

  // Settling in to Mr. Sack's WH/G II class, coming from English
  
  A: Hey guys, we're supposed to bring all our books from English to class on Friday.. we're having a book.. turning in party..
  Mr. Sacks: Oh, a book burning!

  Tags: sacks

• #1191 + (+9)/11 - [ Report ]

  // In Film Study, after hearing a loud intro noise from the movie
  Lee: You know, I hate those movies that have the THX thing in them. It's like they're saying *in loud grumbly voice* "WE'REREALLYIMPORTANNNNT".

  Tags: film_study

• #1068 + (+9)/11 - [ Report ]

  // A discussion of Christmas carols
  Catherine: But what exactly IS a manger?
  Deborah: An inverted trapezoidal prism!   

• #946 + (+9)/13 - [ Report ]

  Ynoham86: have u done ur lotf writing yet?
  MuKowz: n'yet
  Ynoham86: whoa
  Ynoham86: that fits
  Ynoham86: nyet = not yet
  MuKowz: yeah, really. The Russians were so optimistic
  MuKowz: they used a contraction for not yet in their word for no

• #938 + (+9)/17 - [ Report ]

  Stephanie: The thing about the Holy Roman Empire is that the name's incorrect.
  You see, the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, Roman, nor an empire.

• #891 + (+9)/19 - [ Report ]

  // After looking at someone's handwriting
  Karen: That looks like Dr. Dell's handwriting.
  Dan: ...except it's a girl's handwriting.
  Robert: I could make a phallus philosophical argument right now.
  Karen: ...
  Karen: You mean fallacious, right?

  Tags: dell

• #864 + (+9)/17 - [ Report ]

  // In French class; translated
  Beeckman - Where do you live?
  Austin - At school.
  Beeckman - Really? You live here? Where do you sleep? In a closet or something?

• #856 + (+9)/11 - [ Report ]

  // In English, Mrs. Bicknell came to visit
  Mr. Williams: I'm amazed at how different my sophomores and my seniors are.
  Mrs. Bicknell: Really?
  Mr. Williams: Yeah, I teach a Hum 1 class and then when I get to creative writing I think, "Oh God, that junior year must really suck!"
  Class: Yeah... it does...   

• #850 + (+9)/9 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Kummer: So, the things on the floor that I threw at students - if you guys could just...
  Several students: Throw them back!   

• #788 + (+9)/13 - [ Report ]

  // During summer school comp-sci
  Mr. Latimer: I saw this movie last night... it was called like Anacondas or something. That was just one huge snake orgy!
  Amy P.: I can't believe my teacher just said orgy...

  Tags: latimer

• #740 + (+9)/11 - [ Report ]

  // Mrs. Priem's health class
  Priem: You will have to take notes, unless you have a photogenic memory.

  Tags: priem

• #629 + (+9)/9 - [ Report ]

  Danielle: so hows you?
  Michael: I'm cold...
  Mgfrog18: So I'm holding a warm knife to my neck.
  Mgfrog18: Wow. That came out wrong. 

• #605 + (+9)/15 - [ Report ]

  x: hey did you know that studies have shown that calcium helps reduce the symptoms of PMS?
  n: you are such an idiot
  n: why are you telling me this?

• #601 + (+9)/11 - [ Report ]

  xhuwin: it's like the onlytyhing i can do to be not bored
  xhuwin: is doing dishes
  HellHawk123: ...................
  xhuwin: cleaning, mind you

• #405 + (+9)/11 - [ Report ]

  Garrett: I don't pay attention to the Midwest because it's all two-dimensional and the people are all one-dimensional.

• #353 + (+9)/13 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing the book "Bimbos of the Death Sun", which has absolutely nothing to do with either Bimbos or Death Suns.
  Eli: Umm... Paige has it. Next time you see her, hit her up for 'Bimbos'.
  ...
  Logan: That did not sound right.
  Eli: I never said that!   

• #85 + (+9)/9 - [ Report ]

  Jack: There should be a .asm domain extension
  Josiah: Why?
  Jack: So I can register the domain org.asm.

• #5980 + (+10)/10 - [ Report ]

  //In AP Gov
  //Mr. Zack asks us to describe our first experience with government
  One student:  My parents were watching the Clinton-Lewinsky affair on TV, and I asked what was going on, but they didn't want to tell me, so the way they explained it was that instead of doing his job, the president was "playing with his toys".

  Tags: ap_gov zack

• #5899 + (+10)/10 - [ Report ]

  Monteverde: This video is about the federal budget. It's about as sexy as politics gets.

  Tags: monteverde

• #5860 + (+10)/10 - [ Report ]

  // In class talking about Chinese belief systems:
  Mr. Monteverde: People sometimes say they are a Confucist by day and a Daoist by night. They are structured and hard-working by day... and at night they get into huge drunken orgies.

  Tags: monteverde

• #5623 + (+10)/10 - [ Report ]

  // Talking to student in Dr. Osborne's Precalc class
  Me: Hey, you're in my class. I sit in the front row.
  Student: Oh, you get to see his sandwich.

  Tags: osborne

• #5581 + (+10)/12 - [ Report ]

  Mrs. Bello: I teach vocabulary in my class because it's important for which test?
  Class: The SAT!
  Mrs. Bello: Very good. And what else is vocabulary good for?
  Class: Uh... cumulative tests?
  Mrs. Bello: LIFE!

  Tags: bello english

• #5392 + (+10)/20 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing Social Security & government expenditures.
  Mr. Torrence: If you look at the histogram, it looks like an inflated condom.
  Mr. Torrence: ...Oh, grow up.

  Tags: torrence

• #5145 + (+10)/16 - [ Report ]

  // Side-tracked in AP Physics, talking about human evolution
  Student: They also say our brains are getting smaller
  Forbes: Yeah, well, heavy drinking will do that to you.

  Tags: forbes physics

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