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#6000 + ()/13 - [ Report ]
Mr Williams: SO why wouldn't [insert utopia here] work out?
Lily: Because if nobody worked then who would make all the potato chips and TV shows we sat around eating and watching?
Mr. Williams: So you're saying that there has to be some sort of balance for that to work out? You have to put in work to enjoy the fruits of labor? Yeah, I've had that problem before. So I read somewhere that half of America is fat, so I thought, "Oh, in America, I'll fit in perfectly." So I get to TJ, and nobody's fat, and I stand out. And then I visit the rest of NoVA, and nobody's fat. So I'm wondering, "Where are all the fat people? Isn't half of America supposed to be fat? Where are the fat people to balance out all these skinny people?"
Mr. Williams: And then I get to Oklahoma, and I'm like "OHHH! THERE THEY ARE!!" -
#5556 + ()/21 - [ Report ]
J. Rose: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages!
Amanda Hicks: What, are we at the circus or something?
J. Rose: No, it's just that I've always wanted to be able to say this: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages... and Amanda.
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Amanda: Awesome. -
#4781 + ()/25 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Miller has asked his students to come up with names of the opposite gender that they consider to be appealing
Mr. Miller: Why isn't anybody giving me any names?
Chris Reffett: I gave you two of them already, and you didn't like either of them!
Mr. Miller: Michelle Miller and Jane Struck -- just not working!
Mr. Struck: *stares* -
#4503 + ()/19 - [ Report ]
// Ms. Orser is showing her IBET class a powerpoint about heroes
Ms. Orser: Now Catwoman here represents the sexuality in women.
Student A: *drops head on the desk*
Ms. Orser: Are you embarrassed or something? Don't worry! There're a lot more women in the next slides with a lot less clothes on! -
#3339 + ()/35 - [ Report ]
// Government: APs are approaching and Mr. Torrence is going into review-mode.
Mr. Torrence: Yes, unfortunately we will have to put 'education' above /learning/ for the next couple of weeks because I have to teach to the test...
Student: Gross!
Mr. Torrence: It IS gross! I feel like a prostitute doing this! -
#2934 + ()/51 - [ Report ]
Aileen: Well Dr. Uston, we can't really force evolutionary genomics into some third world country because their governments are corrupt and we can't...
Dr. Uston: YES! Therefore leaders must have a heart that cares for the masses of these people...
Aileen: So you're suggesting that we replace the leaders?
Dr. Uston: YES! The underprivileged people should overthrow their government!
Class: ...
