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• #523 + (+11)/17 - [ Report ]

  // Convo online while studying Romeo and Juliet
  
  A: o swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon which monthly changes in her circled orbit...
  A: lest that thy love prove likewise variable
  
  *no response*
  
  A: well...i see that thy love is A PIECE OF SHIT
  B: o go whine about me to ur father   

• #453 + (+11)/13 - [ Report ]

  Mrs. Grumbacher, 1999: "So the correct saying should be, 'May the net force be with you.'"

  Tags: grumbacher

• #390 + (+11)/15 - [ Report ]

  Kummer: "Would you rather wake up in the morning and go to work or wake up in the morning and _not_ go to work?"
  Zack: "I'd rather wake up in the morning and go to work."
  Kummer: "Lying SOB."

  Tags: kummer

• #355 + (+11)/11 - [ Report ]

  mineapostasy: the way to a man's heart is through his wireless card

• #342 + (+11)/13 - [ Report ]

  Will: My goal is to go through life with a sense of humor and a +10 Greatsword of Doom.

• #308 + (+11)/13 - [ Report ]

  Eric Martin: "This has been a test of your emergency Noracast system. Had Nora actually been freaking out and killing people, you'd already be dead."

  Tags: eric_martin

• #80 + (+11)/13 - [ Report ]

  Rabscuttle385: i still maintain that a cute girl is better than a laptop any day
  Rabscuttle385: (that's why i bought a desktop)   

• #60 + (+11)/15 - [ Report ]

  SmarterChild: Fo' shizzle your nizzle!
  tubaplayer152: don't talk about my nizzle that way.
  SmarterChild: Excuse me?

  Tags: jack_breese

• #36 + (+11)/11 - [ Report ]

  // About elastic collisions
  Mr. Bagden: If a person jumps off a skyscraper, will he bounce?

  Tags: bagden physics

• #5908 + (+12)/20 - [ Report ]

  // Latin, Mrs. Lister's class is doing an exercise involving word gender
  Mrs. Lister: Boys do number six and eight, girls do seven and nine.
  Student: And neuter do ten!

  Tags: latin lister

• #5895 + (+12)/14 - [ Report ]

  // Ms. Yi lecturing with 10 minutes left in class
  Ms. Yi: Okay, now on to Italy...
  Ms. Yi: Can you just read the slide and ask if you have a question? I'm getting tired.

  Tags: history hum yi

• #5559 + (+12)/18 - [ Report ]

  // In an email just before HC week
  Mr. Campbell: My thought of testing the Monday after you shake your groove thing on Saturday also seemed less than prudent.

  Tags: campbell

• #5252 + (+12)/20 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about NPN and PNP transistors in tech
  
  Lewis: So if the voltage through the base doesn't measure up to .6 volts, there will be --
  (Student A & B in harmony): CONSEQUENCES!

  Tags: lewis

• #5208 + (+12)/28 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Forbes: Here's a position vector and a force vector that acts on it. There's the angle... let's call it Betsy.

  Tags: forbes physics

• #4782 + (+12)/16 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing a kid in another period in Mr. Majeske's class
  Kid 1: Yeah, did you know that he could beatbox?
  Majeske: What? No! He would never do anything that involved hurting another person!

  Tags: majeske

• #4579 + (+12)/40 - [ Report ]

  Chhabra: He's trying to breakdance with his face!

  Tags: chhabra

• #4329 + (+12)/18 - [ Report ]

  // During Chem.
  Kauffman: So, we're like donuts.
  Kauffman: Stuff goes in our mouth...
  Kauffman: ...and out our kabooba.

  Tags: chem kauffman

• #4243 + (+12)/12 - [ Report ]

  // In Mrs. Waterfall's class discussing sharing vocab words
  // Waterfall checks in on group in hall and tells them about indefatigable
  // indefatigable is pronounced in-de-fa-tig-able, not in-de-fatigue-able
  Waterfall: You all know how to say this right? It indefatigable, one kid in there keeps saying "In-de-faggotable"
  Waterfall: Yeah, I dont know, he just can't seem to get the order right.

  Tags: waterfall

• #4242 + (+12)/28 - [ Report ]

  // During a fire drill in a light drizzle
  Frau Vaden *in German*: Why are we standing underneath this tree!? If there's lightning, then the tree will fall on top of us! Well then, how about we come in closer so we can all die under the tree.

  Tags: german vaden

• #4202 + (+12)/54 - [ Report ]

  // Taking role in WHG2
  Mr. Majeske: Serena Li? Is that you?
  Serena: No.
  Mr. Majeske: Okay, who's Serena Li?
  Serena: *raises hand*
  Mr. Majeske: ...I hate you.

  Tags: majeske

• #4075 + (+12)/18 - [ Report ]

  // Playing charades in English class, and in memory of #3722
  Steven: *draws card* ...AW YEAH!  EXCELLENT!
  Class: The Rape of the Lock!

  Tags: williams

• #3949 + (+12)/14 - [ Report ]

  // Watching Fantasia in Orchestra
  Mikas: Yeah, because naked flying babies always guide me around.

• #3725 + (+12)/46 - [ Report ]

  Pou: Digame, senor.
  S: Well, yeah. I don't know what that word means on the board.
  Pou: Oh, durier?
  S: Yeah, I looked it up in the Spanish dictionary and the word wasn't there.
  Pou: That's because it's French.

  Tags: pou

• #3356 + (+12)/20 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing Romeo and Juliet
  Ms. Orser: So now, discuss with a partner whether or not you think we have reached the climax of this play yet.
  Student: Well, haven't we already reached the climax? I mean, it was when they were having sex, wasn't it?

  Tags: orser

• #3355 + (+12)/14 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about how old the school is
  W: You know it's bad when you get excited over new soap dispensers in the girl's bathroom.

  Tags: tj

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