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cpujeff122: kook.
twinofmunin: c.c
cpujeff122: v.v
twinofmunin: >.>
cpujeff122: p.p
cpujeff122: l.l
twinofmunin: egad.
twinofmunin: b.b
twinofmunin: b.d
twinofmunin: BATMAN
cpujeff122: yes!
cpujeff122: p.q
twinofmunin: c.c
twinofmunin: egad.
cpujeff122: dage.
twinofmunin: c.c====
cpujeff122: shifty eyes moving really fast?
twinofmunin: c.c
twinofmunin: shifty eyes shooting laserbeams
cpujeff122: ----->.>
cpujeff122: ooooh.
twinofmunin: see?
twinofmunin: HOBOHLBLOHOBLBLH! -
#5823 + ( )/95 - [ Report ]
// USAICO is a prestigious 16-person camp for top computer science students across the nation
// ARML is a math competition that happens around the same time as USAICO
A: Did you make ARML?
B: Uh, no. I didn't go to ARML practices because I knew that ARML and USAICO would clash. -
#2887 + ( )/96 - [ Report ]
// Discussion in a car
Samantha: I know, I'm so curious to find out what teachers were like as kids.
Julie: I know, my curiosity is killing me. One of these days I'm going to burst out in the middle of English class: "Mr. Williams! What were you like as a high-schooler? Were you a nerd? Were you a bookworm? DID YOU HAVE FRIENDS?!"
Mom: You might want to skip that last one, Julie. -
#2579 + ( )/109 - [ Report ]
Won Jun: Well you know what else you don't have?? A PENIS!
Chris: Good one. Quality joke. Tell it again. Again. Go. Tell.
Won Jun: Okay, here I go...
Chris: Do it. Go. Now. Now. Now.
Won Jun: Well you know what else you don't have?
Chris: Again, again!
Won Jun: A P E N I S ! ! !
Chris: OHHHH YEEEEESSSSSS AGAIN!
Chris: OH
Chris: OH
Chris: OH
Chris: YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Chris: AGAINNNNNNNNNNNN
Won Jun: Dude,
Won Jun: You know what else you don't have?
Won Jun: A penis!!
Chris: OOOOOOOO MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Chris: DON'T SOTP
Chris: MORE
Chris: MORE
Chris: MORE!
Mr. Hamby: Chris. Shut up. -
#3613 + ( )/54 - [ Report ]
// Nick is doing a magic trick in class using coins
// After Nick finishes using the trick on Jen
Jen: Where did the coin go? *mystified look*
// Nick performs it again on somebody else, and Jen thinks she sees something else between the coins
Jen: HA! I know your devil ways! -
#4500 + ( )/50 - [ Report ]
// On the bus going home
Student: *points behind the bus* Ohmygod, look - a transformer's behind us!
*people look*
Roman: No, I thought you meant a power transformer. Seriously.
*a few seconds later, bus passes a power transformer*
Student: *points behind the bus* Ohmygod, look - a transformer's behind us!
Roman: I'm not looking this time... -
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<qwert> Hi, I found this cool new ubuntu program that I need for my project but it's refusing to work.
<Jack_Sparrow> qwert What is the name
<qwert> Jack_Sparrow: the name is spoon
<Jack_Sparrow> !info spoon
<ubottu> Package spoon does not exist in hardy
<Jack_Sparrow> qwert So it is not from our repos?
<qwert> Yeah.
<qwert> The error says "file too big"
<Jack_Sparrow> qwert Did it say specifically for Ubuntu where you downloaded it
<qwert> Yeah it did.
<qwert> But it keeps saying file too big when I try to run it.
<Jack_Sparrow> Have a link handy
<qwert> No I don't.. sorry.
<qwert> I really need help for this though.. Apparently spoon is too big :(
<Jack_Sparrow> qwert Then I doubt anyone will be able to help..
<qwert> But my spoon is too big!
<Fran89> lol
<Jack_Sparrow> qwert Not from our repos and you dont have a link to it.. = No help
<qwert> I found a link!
<qwert> http://tinyurl.com/5mgdum
<qwert> My spoon is too big :(
<Jack_Sparrow> qwert that is not a link to the file
<qwert> Jack_Sparrow: It isn't? oh sorry.
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