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#5747 + ( )/41 - [ Report ]
// Discussing Type A and Type B characteristics in psychology
Majeske: So when are you Type A?
Student: When I get to school, I guess.
Majeske: So when you turn on Braddock Road, do you rip open your jacket and display your Type A-ness?
Class: *explodes with laughter*
Class: ANUS!
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// Discussing the difference between empathy and sympathy
Majeske: There was a woman in Iowa or somewhere in the Midwest, they're all the same. She gave birth to a 14-pound baby.
Student: That's enormous!
Majeske: Enormous?! That's like giving birth to Dumbo! Okay, so who can empathize with the woman?
Student: An elephant? -
#5740 + ( )/18 - [ Report ]
// Discussing deletions and insertions of genes
Cobb: So there are knock-out genes where a gene is purposely silenced. And there are knock-in genes where a gene is inserted instead. There are also knock-down genes where the expression of a gene is reduced.
Cobb: Can you think of any more? I can but it's a bit inappropriate. -
#5737 + ( )/70 - [ Report ]
// In an introduction to Hamlet
Mr. Green: Okay, now imagine that your father has just died --
Class: *gasp*
Mr. Green: -- and your uncle's marrying your mom --
Class: *gasp*
Mr. Green: -- and you won't go to college --
Class: *gasp*
Mr. Green: -- and you won't have internet --
Class: WHAT??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mr. Green: ...you barely gasped when I told you your dad died, but you just can't live without the internet? -
#5673 + ( )/20 - [ Report ]
// Introduction to Dante lecture
Mrs. Bello: In these early cantos, Dante puts himself with the great poets of antiquity, showing that he's arrogant.
Student: But he was a good poet, right?
Mrs. Bello: Yes. I mean, if you're going to be pompous and arrogant, at least be talented.