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• #3380 + (+19)/33 - [ Report ]

  // 05/06/08, after the earthquake
  *loud boom*
  Class: ...
  Mr. Lewis: Don't worry, it's probably just the air conditioner.

  Tags: lewis

• #3378 + (+56)/60 - [ Report ]

  // About our English poems
  Mrs. Stegall: Some of you did a good job and wrote some wonderful things. Some of you just did the assignment. Some of you haven't even turned it in. Those people are going to hell.

  Tags: english stegall

• #3375 + (+11)/23 - [ Report ]

  // During history class
  Class: Can we please watch Gandhi?
  Mr. Struck: I will be more than happy to start Gandhi because Kushal wanted to see more movies with brown people in them.

  Tags: struck

• #3373 + (+34)/64 - [ Report ]

  // On a first date, Guy is getting into car with Girl, and Girl discovers his new umbrella under the passenger seat.
  Girl: Hey, can I see how this thing opens?
  Guy: Sure.
  *Girl presses button. Umbrella shoots out and shatters windsheild*
  Guy and Girl: uh...

  Tags: tj

• #3368 + (+70)/72 - [ Report ]

  Ms. Glatter: I'm assuming you all know about the Rosetta Stone...
  Vish: Yeah, it's that program that helps you learn Spanish.

  Tags: glatter

• #3367 + (+55)/55 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing video games
  Mr. Blackwell: You know, I'm thinking of developing my own video game called "Substitute Teacher." It will have all the violence and sex that I experience in my every day life as a sub! If you have any ideas for cool explosions, let me know.

  Tags: blackwell

• #3364 + (+5)/39 - [ Report ]

  // Kimmy and her non-TJ friend, Erika, are at a hockey game. The Zamboni is resurfacing the ice.
  Kimmy: What's under the ice, is it like frozen water?
  Erika: Kimmy... let me explain to you what ICE is...

  Tags: tj

• #3356 + (+12)/20 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing Romeo and Juliet
  Ms. Orser: So now, discuss with a partner whether or not you think we have reached the climax of this play yet.
  Student: Well, haven't we already reached the climax? I mean, it was when they were having sex, wasn't it?

  Tags: orser

• #3355 + (+12)/14 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about how old the school is
  W: You know it's bad when you get excited over new soap dispensers in the girl's bathroom.

  Tags: tj

• #3350 + (+166)/194 - [ Report ]

  // Danny runs into Andrew.
  Danny: Dude, wtf? I JUST saw you walking toward the office.
  Andrew: Oh, my respawn point's in the choir room.

• #3349 + (−35)/103 - [ Report ]

  // 05/06/08, after experiencing a magnitude 1.8 earthquake with an epicenter just miles from TJ
  *BOOM*
  Students in Dr. Uston's class: OH SHIT!
  *ANOTHER BOOM*
  Hanwen Xu: Oh dear... I hope it's not my fault...

  Tags: hanwen_xu

• #3343 + (+90)/90 - [ Report ]

  // In history, "Decision to drop the A-Bomb on Japan: DBQ" is written on the board
  Will Troppe: *Writes something on the board*
  Class: *giggles*
  Mr. Struck: Okay, what--No. We are not dropping the F-bomb on a Japanese Barbecue.

  Tags: history struck will_troppe

• #3342 + (+26)/26 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about flirtatious queen
  Mr. Kelly: When will you people learn that flirting and having sex are not the same thing?!
  Student: Mr. Kelly, is that going to be on our test?
  Mr. Kelly: [pauses] True or false. Flirting is doing the dirty.

  Tags: kelly

• #3339 + (+11)/35 - [ Report ]

  // Government: APs are approaching and Mr. Torrence is going into review-mode.
  Mr. Torrence: Yes, unfortunately we will have to put 'education' above /learning/ for the next couple of weeks because I have to teach to the test...
  Student: Gross!
  Mr. Torrence: It IS gross! I feel like a prostitute doing this!

  Tags: government torrence

• #3334 + (+70)/74 - [ Report ]

  Ms. Glatter: I’ll save FLE for right before the prom – so we can cover everything you need to know.

  Tags: fle glatter

• #3332 + (+2)/14 - [ Report ]

  // At an APUSH study hall
  Erica Kuehn: Huey Newton, who was that?
  Theo: He discovered gravity.
  Erica: Oh, okay. That Newton.
  // Pause
  Erica: Wait a second...

  Tags: erica_kuehn history

• #3329 + (+67)/83 - [ Report ]

  Mrs. Chhabra: So does everyone understand titration? It's like I have five little duckies, and I want to split 3 of them. So I take the three duckies and cut them each in half. But I didn't split all five, I split three of them! And those three are divided, but its not six, its 3! It's like I have one ducky-leg in one hand and one in the other...
  *goes on for some time, trying to make the analogy work*

  Tags: chhabra

• #3328 + (+219)/231 - [ Report ]

  Elsa: Is vinegar an acid or a base? I think it's a base...
  Lab Partner: I think its an acid...
  Elsa: Hang on, I'll ask... *walks up to Ms. Chhabra* Ms. Chhabra, is vinegar an acid or a base?
  Ms. Chhabra: *Grabs Elsa by the shoulders and shakes her* IT'S AN ACID!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
  *both pause awkwardly*
  Ms. Chhabra: Now go away.

  Tags: chhabra elsa_ball

• #3322 + (+35)/57 - [ Report ]

  // Mr. Lewis is trying to explain the Rube Goldberg project
  Mr. Lewis: So at the end of your apparatus, you need to have a ball move 15 feet...but it doesn't count if it goes up 15 feet, it has to go horizontally.
  Kwamina: Wait...does it count if it goes 15 feet in the air?
  Daniella: What the hell Kwamina?  He just told us that.
  Mr. Lewis: Yeah Kwamina, what the hell?

  Tags: lewis tech

• #3320 + (+71)/73 - [ Report ]

  // Mr. Torrence is trying to remember a student's name
  Mr. Torrence: Uh... I know it...
  Another student: Kevin!
  Mr. Torrence: How could I forget! Kevin!
  Jonathan: Uh... my name is Jonathan...

  Tags: torrence

• #3317 + (+6)/46 - [ Report ]

  // Two students are talking in English during Spanish
  Mateo: Están hablando en español?
  D: WE ARE!

  Tags: mateo spanish

• #3316 + (+233)/235 - [ Report ]

  // After a lecture
  Mrs. Chhabra: Okay. Does everyone understand? Look at Megan. She has such a puzzled look on her face. She's staring at the equations on the board struggling to understand them. Okay. Let's move on.

  Tags: chemistry chhabra

• #3315 + (+72)/82 - [ Report ]

  // Chemistry
  Mrs. Chhabra: Hello class, today we will be...
  *large group of students walk past door and make loud noises outside; Mrs. Chhabra walks to the door.
  Mrs. Chhabra: What is this? A convention for fools?!

  Tags: chemistry chhabra

• #3312 + (+37)/41 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about AP English Lit essays
  Mr. Green: I know you know what you want to say, so just SAY IT! It's like when you know your boyfriend loves you, but he won't say it, so NO CREDIT TO HIM!

  Tags: green

• #3308 + (+48)/50 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Torbert: What good is paranoia if you only apply it when necessary?

  Tags: torbert

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