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#3265 + ()/222 - [ Report ]
// During Word of the Day in English
Erin: My word is "masticate", which means to chew. I picked it because I like the way it sounds.
Ms. Bello: Does anyone want to use the word in a sentence?
Erin: I masticate every day.
Tim: I masticate 3 or 4 times per day. I even masticate with my friends.
Bello: Good job, guys.
Tim: Would you like to masticate with me, Logan?
Logan: *laughing too hard to answer*
Erin: Do you think you masticate too much, Tim?
Tim: There's no such thing as too much mastication. -
#3256 + ()/81 - [ Report ]
// Watching a movie about Stalin
Movie: He decided to go by Stalin - Man of Steel.
Mr. Sacks: That's what I want to go by. Man of Steel. Hey, what's Man of Steel in Spanish?
Student: We don't learn anything useful in Spanish.
// Mr. Sacks leaves class
// Later
Mr. Sacks: *stops movie* Okay class, it's 'hombre de acero.' All together: hombre de acero. That's what you call me when I start doing my pushups. -
#3254 + ()/57 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Dell has, once again, wandered off course during a lecture.
DrD: So when I get home, I go downstairs to the sauna in my basement, take off my clothes, and devise the cruelest, most sadistic problems I can for the problem sets. Then I rush out to type them up and email them out. -
#3232 + ()/27 - [ Report ]
// In BC calc with Dr. Osborne on pi day, discussing Euler's Identity
Dr. Osborne: You know, Dr. Glazer once told me he wanted to get a tattoo of it somewhere on his body.
Student: Do you have a tattoo of it on your body?
Dr. Osborne: No! ...But I do know a friend who has a tattoo of a carbon atom on his back. -
#3221 + ()/83 - [ Report ]
// Talking about rising gas prices in AP Gov
Mr. Majeske: We haven't built any new refineries in the US in years, in fact we lost one in Katrina!
Student 1: How big are oil refineries?
Mr. Majeske: As big as my mother-in-law.
*class bursts into laughter*
Student 2: Mr. Majeske, I'm going to tell her you said that.
Mr. Majeske: You can't. She's dead.
*class is unsure what to do*
Mr. Majeske: *quietly* In two plots... -
#3220 + ()/117 - [ Report ]
// Holding a trial in IRC over whether or not astebbin is Eliot Spitzer and Eliot Spitzer's wife
<+amcguiga> Would the witness please elaborate on the specific condition that was found to be true of Spitzer?
<@jcranmer> Objection, your honor. This witness is clearly incapable of saying anything other than yes.
<+amcguiga> bjones_: Are you working on your techlab?
<@jfbreese> Sustained. Witness, please describe spitzer/stebbins' anatomy in terms of yes and no.
<+amcguiga> Objection your Honor
<+bjones_> yes, i am working on my techlab, believe it or not
<+amcguiga> bjones is clearly incapable of answering now
<+amcguiga> *no
<@jfbreese> Sustained. Witness, please describe spitzer/stebbins' anatomy in terms of yes.
<+bjones_> yes -
#3219 + ()/88 - [ Report ]
// In response to Facebook Group--You Know You Go to TJ When...
J: I read on this Facebook Group that: You know you go to TJ when at wrestling practice, they count pushups in hex.
Other J: So, I wonder if people would be like "what comes after 3af"
Js simultaneously: 3b0. duh
J: You know, I hope they wouldn't have to do pushups to ff...then they'd be blue in the face
*slaps self*
// #0000ff is blue in hex
