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#3217 + ()/69 - [ Report ]
// In compsci talking about computer science extra credit
Mr. Auerbach: I'm being generous enough.
Drew: Whenever you think that you're being too generous, think about the impoverished starving kids in Africa.
Mr. Auerbach: Well, maybe you'd like to join them, eh?
Random kid (muttering): For extra credit points, maybe... -
#3209 + ()/54 - [ Report ]
// In AP Gov, Mr. Zack is telling the story of why the Department of Labor building is the Frances Perkins building...
Mr. Zack: Frances Perkins was the first female head of the Department of Labor under Franklin Roosevelt, and she served for 13 years. So in a way you could say that Frances was in labor for 13 years...
Erin: Mr. Zack, did you tell us that story just so you could make that joke?
Mr. Zack: Yeah, pretty much. -
#3205 + ()/20 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Green is explaining some of the most basic things to be careful about for a big ol' thesis paper due Monday.
Mr. Green: If you're a senior in high school and in AP Lit and your paper is all written in past tense, then I think I will probably give you an F. I mean, that's like coming to school naked. You should know by now that it's not acceptable.
Mr. Green: ...If you have one little past tense verb in there, I guess that would be more like... showing too much cleavage. So I'd probably just take off a few points... I wouldn't kick you out of school. -
#3193 + ()/75 - [ Report ]
// Story-time in compsci...
A: So we were at Starbucks and then this girl who's college-age comes in screaming that she can't sit outside because it's awkward.
Mr. Auerbach: Awkward?
A: Yeah.
Mr. Auerbach: How can it be awkward outside? Was it like raining ex-boyfriends?
Class: ... -
#3184 + ()/64 - [ Report ]
// While having a discussion on the importance of French history...
// (Everything is said in French.)
Mme. Lasalle: What did this mean for the people, the citizens and their livelihoods?
*silence*
Mme. Lasalle: Come on, I need some more participation in this class! ...Yes, Nicole?
Nicole: How do you say 'velociraptor' in French?
Mme. Lasalle: Pardon? ...Uhm, well, most scientific terms stay the same across the languages--
Nicole: I AM A VELOCIRAPTOR!!!
Mme. Lasalle: *facepalm* -
#3181 + ()/51 - [ Report ]
// In Mr. Williams' class, analyzing "Hey diddle diddle" and talking about close reading
Sam: Well, I think that there's a lot of sexual innuendo in this poem.
Mr. Williams: Yeah, I know what you mean-- "fiddle" could mean anything.
Nihaar: Well, they do have G-strings and F-holes...
