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#3132 + ()/28 - [ Report ]
Kevin: OMG there's this Buzz-Light-Year-Shoot-Zurg's-Minions game at Disney World, but it like moves your spaceship so its like moving targets and that's the challenge. So while I was going it like stopped in the middle of the course, so I picked the hardest target in the back and nailed it 13 times before it started again. Got the day's high score!
Guy: ... You h4xx3d a kid's game?
Other guy: 13 times, that's only half 1337. -
#3128 + ()/136 - [ Report ]
A: So, marine biology went on this field trip to the Smithsonian research labs.
A: And I walked in there, and I felt right at home.
A: The corridors were narrow, poorly lit by fluorescent lights, and there were lots of research posters on the walls.
A: But there was one major difference.
A: I could understand all of the titles of their research projects. -
#3122 + ()/93 - [ Report ]
// In AP Physics, after Dr. Dell wrote a problem on the board for the class to solve
Dr. Dell (writing on the board):
And the disciple said
"How the @#$! do you do this problem?"
And the master said
"Don't cuss at me you impudent fool."
And the disciple kicked him in the shin.
And the master said, "Okay, Okay! Superposition of ring fields!" -
#3121 + ()/71 - [ Report ]
// Amanda is wearing a very short skirt
Sra. Mateo: You know, I should call your parents and tell them to not let you wear that. You do realize there is a dress code at this school?
Amanda: But it was a gift...
Sra. Mateo: Do you have any idea how many gifts I have at home that I can't wear? -
#3112 + ()/52 - [ Report ]
// During our first period Spanish class
Senora Pou: Oh yeah, guys, I was beaten all the time when I went to Catholic school, I was a bad kid!
John P: You thinks that's bad?! My teacher when I was younger used to pick us up by our necks and tell us to be quiet!
Senora Pou: And you still haven't learned to be quiet? -
#3109 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// smalekgh: the lesser nerd; fsufitch: the greater nerd
fsufitch: oh my goodness
smalekgh: the super bowl
smalekgh: I know
fsufitch: today at the library i saw this huge tome of all of John Williams's composed songs
smalekgh: WTF
smalekgh: oh
fsufitch: ...
smalekgh: nevermind
smalekgh: ... -
#3103 + ()/136 - [ Report ]
Blake: Mr. Majeske! You didn't get fired?!
Majeske: *headdesk*
Class: ...
Blake: Yeah, so yesterday I was just sitting in the hallway, minding my own business, and Mr. Majeske came over and kind of just loomed over me. So I said "Please don't kick me!" and he said "Okay, I'll just kick your bag instead," and he kicked my bag.
Majeske: And who should be behind me but Dr. Glazer... *sigh*
// Enter Mr. Hardison
Majeske: Can I help you?
Hardison: Just wanted to make sure you were still teaching! *smiles* -
#3098 + ()/56 - [ Report ]
// In Linear Algebra, reviewing how to do matrices on calculators
Ms. Webb: Okay, and for those of you with TI-89s: You can find matrices under Apps, or you can enter one on the Home screen.
Ms. Webb: Let's try it with brackets. Does anyone know how to enter the matrix?
Jamie: Yeah, but I thought the whole point was getting *out*....
