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// In choir, listening to a recording of a German song with a very strong alto section
Mr. Frels: We'll have the first case of steroid abuse in choir--for the altos.
// Later in the song
Mr. Frels: These women sing so strongly because they were raised to bear lots of children. -
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// Doing extra credit for Geosystems in the Smithsonian fossils exhibit
A: Look, it says that 3 billion years ago the "basic fish" evolved. How is it "basic"?
B: Maybe it didn't have many features? *laughs* Yeah, it's Fish 1.0. What came next, Fish 3.1?
C: Yeah, then you get Fish NT, and after 1,000 years of evolution you got Fish ME.
B: What do we have now? Fish XP?
A: Fishta.
B&C: You win. -
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In english class talking about alcoholic fermentation
Vivian: So wine is made because of alcoholic fermentation, right?
Cassidy: yeah
Vivian: so that means that when Jesus turns water to wine he does alcoholic fermentation?
Cassidy: but Jesus makes wine from water instantaneously so...
Vivian: Jesus is made up of catalysts!!! -
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// Introducing vectors in precalc
Mr. Auerbach: One common application of vectors is in forces in physics. The units of force are Newtons, also known as kilograms... meters per... something...
Mr. Auerbach: Give me a break, it's been a long time since I ignored Dr. Dell in physics and played Connect Four instead.
