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#5644 + ()/57 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Sinick is trying to learn everyone's names
Dr. Sinick: Tell me something distinctive about yourself, Josh.
Josh: (While acting high) Uhh... I like to get high sometimes.
Dr. Sinick: No, I want something distinctive. Something that is unique to you, not something everybody does. -
#5633 + ()/46 - [ Report ]
// In Majeske's class playing Jeopardy. He has just given a clue about a Charles Dickens novel.
Student: Great Expectations!
Majeske: Yes! Don't you just love the wedding scene where...
Student: Oh, I didn't read it. I just watched the South Park episode.
// Majeske bangs head on podium
Majeske: I have just understood the meaning of the word 'demoralizing.' -
#5616 + ()/18 - [ Report ]
// First period Biotech. We are supposed to be working on our proposal presentations. David is studying Geosystems
Mr. G: David, that's not your presentation I see. *hits David with pen*
David: Ow! Hey, that's corporal punishment!
Mr. G: That's not corporal punishment! You want corporal punishment? There are so many uses for pipettes... -
#5604 + ()/168 - [ Report ]
// In an email about a possible snow day:
Mr. Smith: Just like you guys, us teachers like to sleep in when we get a snow day. Mr. Rose is probably just getting out of his coffin in the cellar, Mr. Hannum is probably trimming his beard to make it look as evil as possible, and Dr. Osborne is doing his morning vocal-cord workout. -
#5603 + ()/179 - [ Report ]
// Freshman girl walks into Mr. Lewis' room on a red day
FG: Um, is Mr. Lewis here?
Mr. Kosek: No, he's in a different room on red days. For today, this is Mr. Kosek's room.
FG: Wait! You're Mr. Kosek? Whoa, they were right!
Mr. Kosek: ....who was right about what?
FG: NEVERMIND. -
#5584 + ()/17 - [ Report ]
// Discussing an article about how mothers react to pictures of their own baby vs. other babies
S: You see a cute little baby and you go "Aww!" But you see your own baby and you go "Oh my little child! COME HERE!" The reaction is much different.
Dr. Cammer: ...Nahhh, I don't believe that.
S: Well why not?
Dr. C: All babies look alike. And they're all ugly.
