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#2945 + ()/77 - [ Report ]
// Student searches through many papers, looking for homework.
Student: Mr. Stueben, I found my homework!
Mr. Stueben: I'm sorry, but you're too late.
Mr. Stueben: You know, there's an important lesson here.
Student: Get organized?
Mr. Stueben: No, the lesson is the teacher is mean.
Mr. Stueben: Maybe get organized a little, but mostly the teacher is mean. -
#2940 + ()/16 - [ Report ]
// In APUSH
Mr. Struck: ...and technically the state of West Virginia is unconstitutional. The Constitution states that two states cannot be created out of one, in other words, you can't split a state up for any reason to create two new ones. Maybe that's why West Virginians marry their cousins...
Mod note: Actually, this isn't true (see Article IV, Section 3--if state legislatures and Congress consent, it's all good), but hey. -
#2939 + ()/54 - [ Report ]
// Explaining legal aspects of murder in English
Dr. Castaldo: Second degree murder is like, I have a fight with my boyfriend. He says something terrible, I say something terrible, he says something terrible, I pick up a knife and stab him.
Dr. Castaldo: First degree murder is when I have a fight with my boyfriend, and I go home, and think to myself "he's such a horrible person". Then I call him up, tell him I apologize, invite him over for dinner, and poison his food. -
#2934 + ()/51 - [ Report ]
Aileen: Well Dr. Uston, we can't really force evolutionary genomics into some third world country because their governments are corrupt and we can't...
Dr. Uston: YES! Therefore leaders must have a heart that cares for the masses of these people...
Aileen: So you're suggesting that we replace the leaders?
Dr. Uston: YES! The underprivileged people should overthrow their government!
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#2931 + ()/38 - [ Report ]
// Going over an AP Gov test
Mr. Zack: I was really disappointed on this one, guys. I only asked for 8 departments, and we went over all 15 in class.
Mr. Zack: Most of you got State Department, Treasury Department, Defense, and Justice, but the rest of the answers were...interesting.
Mr. Zack: *glares at class* Who can name the rest?
// After a few tries:
Some Student: Um, Department of...Foreign Affairs?
Mr. Zack: No, there is NO Department of Foreign Affairs! That's the State Department's job!
Mr. Zack: ...Though Bill Clinton _wanted_ to create a Department of Foreign /Affairs/....
Class: *laughs*
Another Student: Wait, so then...the Department of _Veteran_ Affairs...?
Class: EEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!
