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#2887 + ()/96 - [ Report ]
// Discussion in a car
Samantha: I know, I'm so curious to find out what teachers were like as kids.
Julie: I know, my curiosity is killing me. One of these days I'm going to burst out in the middle of English class: "Mr. Williams! What were you like as a high-schooler? Were you a nerd? Were you a bookworm? DID YOU HAVE FRIENDS?!"
Mom: You might want to skip that last one, Julie. -
#2875 + ()/107 - [ Report ]
// During AP Physics
Dr. Dell: In most of the problems that we do, we're dealing with just one particle. Now this makes the math nice but it also leads to the seductive thought that the potential energy is OF the particle, which is NOT true! Don't give in to this seduction! ...because then you'll be pregnant with bad ideas. -
#2867 + ()/36 - [ Report ]
Mr. McFaden: Mechanical isolation is when parts just don't fit. Can you imagine that little macho chihuahua barking away at that female [some large canine species] as he's trying to mate with her? You see? It just won't work... (*he waits like 5 seconds as the students are picturing the dogs*) Don't even think about it the other way around!
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#2856 + ()/693 - [ Report ]
// There has been midnight vandalism in the neighborhood. The police are interviewing a TJ kid's mom.
Police: Do you have any children?
Mom: Yes, I have two.
Police: And what ages are they?
Mom: Sixteen, and -
Police: *suddenly interested* And what school does he go to?
Mom: Thomas Jefferson.
Police: Oh, never mind.
