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#2836 + ()/173 - [ Report ]
// Handing out those federal tax forms before class
Student: Why do we have to fill these things out again?
Mr. Zack: Well, basically, since military and government properties don't have to pay property taxes on their land...
*LONG explanation, with lots of interruptions*
Mr. Zack: ...So if your parents work for the government or the military, you have to fill out the form and--
Other Student: So basically they want more money?
Mr. Zack: *sighs* Yes, it's very important that we get more funding for the school system, and--
Bobby: But what if I don't _want_ the school system to get more money? What if--
Mr. Zack: I want my RAISE, damnit! FILL OUT THE DAMN FORM! -
#2833 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// While trying to figure out the meaning of a word in french that should have sounded like "annihilate"
Mme. LaSalle: Come on, it sounds just like the word it translates to in English. A-An....
Nicole: OOH! I know! ANTEATER!
*class laughs approvingly*
Mme. LaSalle: *facepalm* -
#2832 + ()/60 - [ Report ]
// While discussing philosophies of Le Petit Prince *everything is said in French*
Mme. LaSalle: Tell me: what are your dreams? What makes you believe in yourself?
Nicole: IT IS MY DREAM TO BECOME A CAMEL! Without water, without friendship, but only the flaming sun and the endless desert stretching before me like a deep, sandy paradise.
Mme. LaSalle: Uhm... heh. That's really... interesting. Anyone else? -
#2806 + ()/45 - [ Report ]
Dr. Walker: Now these bank turn problems probably won't show up in the unit test. They take up far too much time and are very complicated.
Dr. Walker: However, if they do show up... YOU'RE SCREWED!!!
Dr. Walker: So learn it anyway.
// Proceeds to write up the solution to a bank turn problem that takes up 2 white boards -
#2805 + ()/107 - [ Report ]
// In APUS, talking about voter turnout
Sleete: You know who I blame for bad turnout? MTV. Back in one election year, they had a campaign: Vote or die. Paris Hilton was one of the spokespeople. Oh, she wore the shirt, and she was in all the commercials... But she didn't vote. Why is she still alive? I'm waiting for MTV to fulfill its obligations.
