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#2792 + ()/34 - [ Report ]
// In the middle of warm-ups, Marisa's binder slips out of her lap and hits her foot, causing a small commotion
Mr. Frels: *glares*
*walks over*
Don't drop your folder on your toe like THAT-
*picks up binder*
Do it like THIS
*mimes slamming the binder onto her foot*
// Marisa is dying of laughter
Mr. Frels: Oh please... You've been smoking so much crack you didn't even feel that... -
#2777 + ()/565 - [ Report ]
// Talking about Angelina Jolie being Grendel's mom in the new Beowulf movie
Connor: Well I mean, it's gotta be harder for Beowulf now. I mean you look at a big ugly monster and your first thought is "stab it!" You look at a soaking wet Angelina Jolie and your first thought is--
Siggi: Still "Stab i-"
Mr. Miller: STOP THERE. -
#2775 + ()/68 - [ Report ]
// Doing the centripetal force demo (swinging a small platform by strings, an object is held on the platform)
Mr. Rose: Now I'm going to do this with a cup of water.
Class: Can you really do that?
Mr. Rose: *starts swinging* Sure, my hand-eye coordination is--
// Cup flies off the platform and at a student, spilling the water everywhere. -
#2771 + ()/37 - [ Report ]
// Found on a piece of wax paper
Below, a story tried and true
A hist'ry gem that's known by few
How in 1492
Columbus sailed the ocean blue
To claim a day for me and you
So we could study and review
And do the things we need to do
Ere Tuesday's test and Wednesday's too
Transform our brains to slush and goo
Use Monday well
-FUENTEOVEJUNA -
#2766 + ()/44 - [ Report ]
// Talking about the double spaced history assignment over IM
A: what a waste of paper.
B: oh no...I wasted a page or two. The earth is going to explode and global warming is going to eat everyone...
A: no, it’s actually because i'm running out of paper, although what you said is also true
B: make some paper
A: out of what?
B: trees
A: that's true, theres a bunch of trees behind my house. But how am i going to make paper by... tomorrow morning?
B: 1.chop down tree 2. make into paper
A: right, the make into paper part might be a little problematic
B: 1. put log in blender 2. put blended log into a bowl of water 3. spread over flat surface in rectangles 4. bake for 2 hours
A: are you wikipedia-ing this or something?
B: are you kidding? a log would BREAK THE BLENDER
A. Oh...right -
#2762 + ()/46 - [ Report ]
// AP Physics, a student is asleep
Dr. Dell: So, if I drop this stapler *drops stapler from one hand to the other* it accelerates at 9.81 meters per second squared. If I drop this chair *picks up empty chair and drops it on the floor* it accelerates at 9.81 meters per second squared. If I were to take this sleeping student and drop him, he would accelerate at 9.81 meters per second squared.
