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#2710 + ()/83 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Struck is asking/teasing A about her date to Homecoming and refers to him as her boyfriend
A: We're not going out!
Mr. Struck: Oh, are you one of those girls who rips a boy's heart out of his chest, still beating, throws it on the sidewalk and stomps all over it while he watches?
Mr. Struck: I've dated lots of girls like that.
Mr. Struck: Thankfully, one of them married me, so I'm okay. -
#2704 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// In Nature of Materials, discussing final project ideas
Mikas: How about a 30 foot slinky?
Mr. Kemp: A 30 foot slinky? No.
Mikas: Come on, Mr. Kemp! How awesome would it be to make a giant slinky on the lathe?
Mr. Kemp: We're not gonna make a 30 foot slinky. Sorry.
Andrew: How about a 29 foot slinky? -
#2698 + ()/113 - [ Report ]
// During a lesson on morals in difficult situations
Dr. Deivert: Well, don't ask me about some of these...Mr. Potoker came up with them.
*starts reading off slips of paper* For example..."You think you might have an STD. You are responsible, so you have an appointment with the doctor all set up. However...later that night at a party, a boy/girl that you think is 'hott' --that would be with two t's, class-- comes up and asks if you want to go somewhere 'more comfortable'."
Dr. Deivert (scandalized voice): MR. POTOKER! -
#2693 + ()/144 - [ Report ]
// During Dr. Uston's AP Bio class learning about Absolute Zero-
Uston: Okay class, in absolute zero, the molecules do not move from place to place, they only vibrate.
Class: If the molecule vibrates, it will generate heat, therefore it cannot be absolute zero.
Uston: I taught physics... -
#2692 + ()/147 - [ Report ]
Dr. Uston: So, class, which way would the water diffuse? Julie?
Julie: It would diffuse from the A side to the B side because there's more solute over there.
Dr. Uston: No, no. I want you to tell me the answer, not ask me a question! So, how would it diffuse?
Julie: It would diffuse from the A side to the B side because there's more solute over there.
Dr. Uston: Very good! -
#2691 + ()/117 - [ Report ]
// Talking about birthdays in AP US
Mr. Struck: Well, *some* of us have decade birthdays coming up...
Natalie: Oh, Mr. Struck, are you turning 40?
Mr. Struck: Natalie gets an A for the year! But no, I'm turning 50.
Collin: Well, at least you get a senior citizen discount.
Mr. Struck: And Collin gets an F for the year. -
#2690 + ()/40 - [ Report ]
// Anthropology, Homecoming Week, talking about how people dressed up as (or how they didn't dress up) for "Count Me In" day. Mrs. Gecan isn't dressed for the theme
Mrs. Gecan: (to a student who isn't dressed up for the theme) So? You're not wearing any numbers?
Student: No...uh, my watch has numbers on it!
Mrs. Gecan: Oh! So does mine!
