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//AP US History
//Mr. Sleete talks about funny AP US essays he has graded for College Board
Essay: Okay, I know absolutely nothing about this subject, but there is a really hot girl sitting across from me, so I need to keep writing in order to look smart. I am going to tell you my life story.... -
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// About the class behind the divider, while 20th Century History students were learning about Gandhi
A: They were so loud yesterday!
Mr. Struck: Well, they’re taking an SOL in the library today.
B: Aw, we were actually planning to work our revenge during their SOL.
Mr. Struck: That’s not very nice. Didn’t you listen to Gandhi?
C: We wrote them a note from Gandhi. They just banged on the wall more. -
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// Psych class during summer school
Teacher: So these scientists had an experiment with monkeys where they had to work in order to get a banana. Over time, they noticed that the female monkeys were working less and less, but still recieved bananas. Curious, the scientists filmed the monkeys at night to see what was going on when they weren't there to observe the monkeys. The male monkeys would work for the banana and then trade it to the female monkey for sex: no banana, no sex. Basically, it was monkey prostitution.
Alex: *pulls banana from lunch and turns to classmate* Hey, Cayla... -
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Sh4d0wDusT: this kid at disney world
Sh4d0wDusT: was pointing a toy rifle
Sh4d0wDusT: at mickymouse
Sh4d0wDusT: off in the distance
Sh4d0wDusT: and some tj guy walks over
Sh4d0wDusT: and says to the kid to aim a bit to the left
Sh4d0wDusT: to account for the CORIOLIS EFFECT
