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#5571 + ()/25 - [ Report ]
// During AP Gov class, talking about current events
Mr. Kummer: So what important event is going to happen on October 1st?
Class: SATs.
Mr. Kummer: ...So what event in the world of government and politics is going to happen on October 1st?
Class: ...SATs.
Mr. Kummer: *facepalms* -
#5557 + ()/106 - [ Report ]
// Bode's Rule Lab in Jarvis Geosystems
Question: Why is there no planet Minerva between Mars and Jupiter when Bode’s Rule seems to indicate there ought to be?
Two of the answers (and Mr. Jarvis's comments):
• Aliens have first attempted colonization on the planet Minerva, which did exist at one time. However, after finding the land unsuitable, they destroyed the planet into thousands of small rock fragments. – Very unlikely. We have yet to see aliens.
Jarvis' response: Well, there are some folks who claim to have seen them, but after talking to them, I have serious doubts about their grip on reality.
• The planet was eaten by a very hungry, very large cosmic troll. – Extremely unlikely. Although, unlike aliens, trolls do exist, we have yet to see one big enough to do such a thing.
Jarvis' response: I’ve had people in Iceland and Norway tell me about trolls. I think those perceptions are associated with very long winters.
Jarvis' comment: Nice job here. +1
Total grade: 13/12. -
#5556 + ()/21 - [ Report ]
J. Rose: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages!
Amanda Hicks: What, are we at the circus or something?
J. Rose: No, it's just that I've always wanted to be able to say this: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages... and Amanda.
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Amanda: Awesome. -
#5550 + ()/59 - [ Report ]
// First day of physics, about to go through role call:
Mr. Forbes: I'm really bad with remembering names. Once, on a third date, when she went to the bathroom, I had to go through her purse and wallet to look at her driver's license. You can only get so far with "hey babe!" and "darling"... -
#5545 + ()/69 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Uston is lecturing on potential energy
Dr. Uston: At the same height, something on a cliff's edge has more potential energy than something further away.
Richard: *Corrects Dr. Uston with a rant too long to type out*
Dr. Uston: You're correct, but we don't need to be that technical in science.
