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#2531 + ()/68 - [ Report ]
// Warming up and throwing before Ultimate practice
// Baggy (Mr. Bagden) has been trying to get us to stop being nerds all season.
Sean: Hey Baggy, you know what's crazy? Relativity.
Mr. Bagden: No, really?
Sean: Yeah, but I understand the light clock experiment.
Mr. Bagden: I find you don't really get it until you construct a time-space field--NO! WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW! -
#2529 + ()/134 - [ Report ]
// Doing wave labs in physics; A, B, and C are students.
Mr. Forbes: Well, I know you've been having trouble getting a good refraction pattern on Lab 4, so I want to show you guys a really good one. Come and see [A,B, and C]'s wave tank!
*everyone crowds around*
Mr. Forbes: Mr. Rose! Come in and see this!
*Mr. Rose comes in*
A: Can we leave this up all week?
B: Yeah, this is the best we've done in physics all year!
C: I should have brought my camera.
Forbes: Tell you what...we can keep it up and take readings for 5 days--
Rose: --once an hour--
Forbes: --and track the index of refraction--
Rose: --and figure out a formula--
Forbes & Rose together: --to correlate index of refraction to evaporation rate!!
Class: *silence*
A: Eeeeew...
B: o_0
C: Physics teachers... *rolls eyes* -
#2526 + ()/79 - [ Report ]
// Three club officers (who are juniors) are setting up an event with 10-15 freshmen
// Two of the officers leave to get supplies, leaving the rest with nothing to do
Third officer: Soooooo, um... you guys excited for APs? Oh wait...
Freshmen: Erm, no, not really...
O: Ooh, how 'bout SOLs? You guys have those, right?
A freshman: Actually, I don't have any because I'm in precalc and took bio in middle school.
*awkward silence*
// Freshmen begin discussing their robots from tech class
O: Wait, you guys do stuff in tech now?!
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O: I didn't think I was supposed to be on this side of the generation gap until a little later... -
#2523 + ()/22 - [ Report ]
// During a deeply philosophical discussion at lunch
A: So what you're saying is that everyone is inherently an asshole, and the only thing separating us from dangerous criminals is the fact that we are able to cover our ass-ness up with morals?
B: Yes, like when you download Microsoft programs illegally, you're really just screwing assholes.
A: Yeah, I'm screwing assh... No, wait, I don't want to say that. -
#2522 + ()/35 - [ Report ]
// In Anthro, talking about religion, powerful figures, etc.
Mrs. Hurowitz: So there's Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy...
Student: The Tooth Fairy trades teeth for money to buy drugs.
Mrs. Hurowitz: Yeah, that's why she takes your teeth. She has none left because she did too much crystal meth. -
#2519 + ()/56 - [ Report ]
// In the AP Chem Princeton Review section on "Descriptive Chemistry"
CRACKING THE DESCRIPTIVE CHEMISTRY SECTION
The best way to crack this section is to take control of it. That is, you should choose the kind of equations that you are most comfortable writing and look for them among the choices. Approach the section the way a wolf approaches a herd of cattle. There's no point in attacking the biggest bull in the herd if you can grab five stragglers without a fight. The key, of course, is to spot the stragglers. -
#2516 + ()/36 - [ Report ]
Mr. Williams: You know what the worst thing I saw when I went to Japan?
Class: ...
Mr. Williams: Ugh, I don't want to talk about it.
Class: NO! NO! Tell us!!
Mr. Williams: Well I saw these Japanese people making enema art! How disgusting is that? I mean, who would want to buy crap on canvas? Does it come out as a lump or liquid?
