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#2415 + ()/319 - [ Report ]
// AP bio during Dr. Uston's first year
Dr. Uston: So class, this is a plant cell.
Student: Ummm Dr. Uston... it isn't square...
Dr. Uston: Oh, that's okay. Not all plant cells are rectangular. It's green! That means it has chloroplasts!
Class: Ummmm, actually we dont see any organelles...
*Dr. Uston keeps talking*
// 5 minutes later
Student: Oh look! There's the plant cell! See that label ABOVE the cell you're describing? This is a frog egg...
Dr. Uston: Okay, then so class, this is a plant cell.
Class: *stops listening for the rest of the year* -
#2414 + ()/29 - [ Report ]
Maggie: So, Mr. Struck, I was on ratemyteachers.com and you're like in the top ten highest rated teachers they have on there. Out of everyone!
Mr. Struck: Yes, I know; (another teacher) and I were having a contest a few years back to see who could get the highest rating.
Maggie *joking*: So who won?
Mr. Struck: *silence* -
#2412 + ()/82 - [ Report ]
A: ...Mr. Maney lost it in class the other day.
B *shocked*: He lost it?? Mr. Maney is like the happiest person ever!
A: No, no, I mean he lost it like he went crazy. He was just talking and all of the sudden he started calling us "my children" and saying how our grades were like little baby robins. That were going to die. -
#2403 + ()/114 - [ Report ]
// AP Physics
Dr. Dell: If the Hall Effect does not appear on the AP Exam, I will ... * pause *
Student: Use the noose?
Dr. Dell: No... *thinks for a minute* ...I will kiss the principal.
Dr. Dell: However, I won't French kiss him. I will probably sneak up on him and do it. I am very sneaky. -
#2398 + ()/321 - [ Report ]
// Mrs. Chhabra is explaining the spectral lines lab. Sophomores are gathered around a Bunsen burner.
Mrs. Chhabra: You're going to see three different colored lines. One is red, one is purple, and one is teal. It's not green, it's not blue; I have students who say to me 'Mrs. Chhabra this is green' or 'this is blue' and I don't know how you can look at it and say that, it's teal! Like those ducks, you know? Those ducks! The ones with, you know, the heads that are teal? It's like those. I hate those ducks! They always cross the road in front of you and they look at you like 'ha ha, you have to wait for me' and you want to run them over but you can't! And...
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#2390 + ()/174 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Castaldo gave us four weeks to write an 8 page research paper. This conversation took place 8PM the night before it was due.
Masanko0631: how far are you
PenguinNinja999: haven't done anything yet
PenguinNinja999: in fact, i hafta rewrite intro
PenguinNinja999: so im on 0 pages
PenguinNinja999: i just emailed her tho
PenguinNinja999: asking what my paper is supposed to be about
PenguinNinja999: in retrospect, that might not have been the brightest idea
