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#2380 + ()/95 - [ Report ]
// AP Physics, talking about capacitors
Dr. Dell: We are going to take a poll. You have three choices. You could pick the incorrect one, which is nothing happens. You could also pick the other incorrect one, which is that it gets flung out. Or you could pick the correct answer: it gets sucked in. So who says nothing happens?
No one: *raises their hand*
Dr. Dell: How about it gets flung out?
No one: *raises their hand*
Dr. Dell: How about it gets sucked in?
Two people: *raise their hands*
Dr. Dell: *kicks the desk*
Everyone: *raises their hands*
Dr. Dell: Nice to know we're all on the same page. -
#2365 + ()/559 - [ Report ]
// Discussing the upcoming Level 2 crisis drill
Ethan: Yeah, we're like number 38 on the list of the 50 most likely spots for a terrorist attack.
Mr. Struck: Really?
Ethan: Yeah, I think it's because if the SysLab gets taken out then the pentagon loses internet or something. -
#2318 + ()/374 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Forbes is doing a brief intro lecture on electricity
Forbes: So of the four fundamental forces of the universe, electricity is the only one we can do much with. Anything an electron can do, we can /make/ it do.
// Power goes out
Forbes: So as I was saying, we are the MASTERS of electricity!
