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#2307 + ()/49 - [ Report ]
// Electricity Demonstrations in Physics
Mr. Forbes: You know, we can show how this works.
Class: Awww...
Mr. Forbes: They say no one can ruin a good book like an English teacher. Well, no one can ruin a good demo like a physics teacher. First off, let's discuss the symbolism and motivation of the Van de Graaf generator. -
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// In Geosystems after three snow days and an early dismissal as well as two power outages
John Sherwood: You know, counting last week, we've spent about three weeks trying to do this lab. Maybe, you know, force majeure, not meant to be...
Mrs. Schmid: I see the lips moving, but there's no words coming out
John Sherwood: Sounds like the problem's on YOUR end. -
#2259 + ()/59 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Wood is discussing proper dress for presentations and length of skirts for girls
Dr. Wood: A salesman once said that if a woman walks in with a skirt above her knee and tries to sell you something, she's selling you two things at once
Aviv: Isn't that good?
Class: ...!
Aviv: ...I'd buy it... -
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// Senior switch day in physics
Mr. (Colmer) Bagden: For our final demo, I'll give this dollar to the first person who volunteers to kiss the Van De Graaff Generator.
*A few people look willing but unsure*
Mr. (actual) Bagden: You know, instead of the dollar I'll give you a bonus point...
*Half of the class immediately raise their hands*
Mr. Bagden: ...Just kidding, but I want you to see how sad that is.
