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Luke Cheng: So you know in Star Wars where Palpatine is all like "I AM the Senate!"
Renjie You: Yeah...?
Luke Cheng: So I was thinking, what if the Hungarian president wanted to declare war on like Germany and his cabinet was like "You need the consent of the people of Hungary...!" and he was like "I AM HUNGARY"
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#2240 + ()/34 - [ Report ]
// Translated from French, during a French 3 class about nature vocab.
// Class groups had 60 secs to write down every (French) word that came to mind when Mme. Brazell said "nature".
// The concerned group's name was "Les Anes" - The Donkeys
Mme. Brazell: So, what did the donkey group get?
*group starts listing all the animals: cat, dog, etc.*
Someone: Noobs!
Mme. Brazell: Well, they are asses.
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#2239 + ()/165 - [ Report ]
// Discussing an open-note test coming up in AP Biology with Dr. Uston
Student: Dr. Uston, are we allowed to print notes from the internet?
Dr. Uston: NO! And I'll know if you did or not.
Student: How?
Dr. Uston: I'll see the ASTERPOOT!
Students: ...?
Dr. Uston: You know when you print documents from the internet they have those lines at the bottom? The asterpoots? -
#2234 + ()/80 - [ Report ]
// AP Biology
Dr. Uston: So, I heard of this story once, where a man and a woman were raising a chimp. After a number of years, the government forced them to put him in the zoo, because he wasn't allowed in their home. One day, when the chimp's birthday came around, the man brought the chimp a cake, and he was mauled by the other monkeys in the cage. Isn't that fascinating?
