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// AP Biology
Dr. Uston: So class, let's say that there is an amoeba, and it sees this tasty insect. How will it consume the insect?
Student: Uh, Dr. Uston... an insect is way bigger than an amoeba...
Dr. Uston: Okay, well... how about a gnat then?
Class: ...
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// During a power outage
Some kid in the hall: The toilets still work!
Mr. Bagden: Of course the toilets still work, do you know what would happen if you electrified a toilet?!
// Mr. Rose walks in, in response to Mr. Bagden's comment
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The PLNK: you know what scares me
The PLNK: if like
The PLNK: i close someones window
The PLNK: thinking that they may IM me at that instant
DeathByBattleaxe: yeah
DeathByBattleaxe: that usually happens to me, too
DeathByBattleaxe: it's always right when i'm trying to leave, too
DeathByBattleaxe: or with someone i don't really want to talk to
The PLNK: LOLLL
The PLNK: YEAH
The PLNK: wait
The PLNK: i thought you said no one talks to you except me.
DeathByBattleaxe: yeah -
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// Mr. Struck is talking about immigration.
Mr. Struck: So the field of eugenics was big then; there was this guy who tried to prove that the immigrants from southern and eastern Europe were inferior to those of Anglo-Saxon descent.
Student: How?
Mr. Struck: He said the Anglo-Saxon physical characteristics of steeply sloped, high foreheads meant that they were smarter.
Class: *starts laughing*
Mr. Struck: Yes, I'm the smartest person in this room; my forehead gets higher every year!
