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#2167 + ()/66 - [ Report ]
// In Dr. Wood's class, just chilling for a while. Justin has just started playing Counterstrike Source
Justin: OH DUDE CSS IS SO AWESOME! I HAD A DREAM ABOUT IT!
Danny: Was that your wet dream?
Dr. Wood (who had been listening in): Oh! We'll be learning more about those in May! -
#2157 + ()/188 - [ Report ]
// French class
Substitute: Okay, everyone.. I only speak English, but your teacher left me a note to give extra food to those who speak the most French.
Nicole: (in French) Fuck this.
Substitute: You there! Nicole, is it? You seem enthusiastic enough... More food for you! -
#2155 + ()/32 - [ Report ]
// Mica's away message...
StickFigures02: homework: come on, mica. i've got condoms and chocolate syrup and no one will ever know.
mica: i can't say that i'm not flattered by the offer.. but i really don't want to do you.
homework: i've got pasta. with sausage.
mica: well... maybe just a little. -
#2148 + ()/38 - [ Report ]
Coach East: See, you guys don't understand. Going to Jefferson, it offers you so much f**king protection. See I graduated from Lee. If I had gone there with hair like that [Hippy Hoehn], they would have cut it off. F**king tied me up and cut it off.
Hippy: Is that why you don't have any hair?
Coach East: Yes. It was a traumatic experience. I have not been able to grow hair ever since. *Throws gatorade bottle at Mac* What the f**k are you laughing at? -
#2147 + ()/33 - [ Report ]
// In World History, talking about the Tao
Mr. Kelly: I knew a guy, he had some friends come and ask him, wanna go jump off a 100-foot bridge into water? Guess what happened.
Mr. Kelly: They survive.
Steven Drodge: Wow. That brings a whole new meaning to "if your friends all jumped off a bridge, would you?" -
#2144 + ()/101 - [ Report ]
Dr. Acio: ...So that's why you don't age when you go past the speed of light, because you turn into pure energy, and energy doesn't age.
Student: Wait, but you can't go past the speed of light.
Dr. Acio: Oh, that's what they said with the speed of sound, but we showed them! -
#2143 + ()/112 - [ Report ]
// A writing exercise where the students write whatever comes to mind when they hear "inner landscape"
Ms. Iorga: Okay, Larry, what did you write?
Larry: Well, I didn't know what "inner landscape" meant, so I wrote "WTF" eight or nine times.
Ms. Iorga: What does WTF mean...? Oh! Thank you for using the acronym.
