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#2080 + ()/29 - [ Report ]
// AP Gov class
Schoeplein: What I heard from my Republican cousin was...well, nevermind, that doesn't really make sense.
Student: What, what'd they say?
Schoeplein: He said that the parts of Nevada where prostitution is legal are usually held by Republicans. It doesn't really go along with the whole family values thing though.
Student 2: Well, Republicans are pro-business. -
#2070 + ()/31 - [ Report ]
// During a discussion about our 'ideal teacher' and Mr. Behling is standing nearby.
Steven: He has to have a big-ass ring.
Connor: Mr. Behling, is that a pimp ring or a regular class ring?
// Mr. Behling walks away laughing for a while, but returns.
Mr. Behling: It's everything you imagined and more. -
#2064 + ()/145 - [ Report ]
// While conducting a "highly risky" experiment in physics: letting go of a bowling ball hanging from the ceiling and hoping that it won't hit your face when it gets back to you
Mr. Bagden: Does anyone want to give it a try?
Jason Besecky: OH, PICK ME!
Mr. Bagden: What everyone has to remember is that pushing the ball is exerting extra energy, therefore by doing so the bowling ball will swing back to you and hit you in the face. So be careful.
Hayne Chun: Jason, don't listen to Mr. Bagden. Push the bowling ball. I'll give you a dollar.
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#2060 + ()/22 - [ Report ]
Aaron: Do you realize that you've called on me for the past three classes now? Which is weird, because we've only really had one problem per class.
Mr. Bagden: It's because I don't like you.
// Class laughs
// Aaron starts to answer question
Mr. Bagden: Did you _really_ just say that? Did you really just call me out for picking on you? The nerve of kids these days. -
#2040 + ()/48 - [ Report ]
Mr. Zack: If you're gonna try to kill someone, just shoot them. It's really hard to stab someone to death. You have to keep stabbing them a lot of times.
Ayman: What if you stab someone in the forehead?
Mr. Zack: You try stabbing yourself with a knife in the forehead! I mean...wait...not you...well, just trust me. It's hard to stab someone to death.
