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#5505 + ()/23 - [ Report ]
// Talking about not wasting potato while making sun chips
Student A: So if you just find the integral... you draw a whole bunch of little box things until h=0 so you don't waste any potato!
Student B: that doesn't really make sense...
// They argue back and forth for 5 minutes
Student C: ...You know sun chips aren't made out of potatoes... -
#5493 + ()/68 - [ Report ]
Mr. Zack: You know, there's a whole industry for graduation-related items, like announcements and prom and stuff. Guys, just pick flowers out of the yard or something. And for God's sake, don't rent a tux.
Marta: Who did you go with to prom, Mr. Zack?
Steven: He went with your mother.
Mr. Zack: Steven, I still hold your diploma in my hands.
*pause*
Mr. Zack: And she had a great time, by the way. -
#5461 + ()/43 - [ Report ]
Forbes: So, in this web of wires, all the currents at this end and the other end add to the same thing because of conservation of charge. Unless there's something adding charges, or little trolls taking them away.
James: It's climbin' in your circuits, it's snatchin' your charges up... -
#5451 + ()/86 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Maney is subbing for a math class
Mr. Maney: So. I'm subbing for your guys' math class today. *grins awkwardly* I know nothing.
Class: You probably know something...
Mr. Maney: I can do my income taxes. I can amortize a loan. I can do real math like that, but I can't do Algebra.
Class: ...this is Calculus.
Mr. Maney: I TOLD YOU I KNOW NOTHING. -
#5440 + ()/53 - [ Report ]
// In Smith Physics
Mr. Smith (facing away from the class): So I've got K, q and uhh...uh..
Jay: R.
Mr. Smith: Thanks whoever that was, Jay or Ed..you sit right next to each other...
Jay: It was me, Ed's asleep.
Mr. Smith: Oh okay, well thank you, Jay.
Mr. Smith: ...go to hell, Ed.
