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#1845 + ()/49 - [ Report ]
Arucard: so my biggest problem is that i don't really comment my code, so if someone looks at it, they cant figure out what the hell im doing
JEWBACCA: Well, that's good.
Arucard: um
Arucard: not really
Arucard: no.
JEWBACCA: Now, since you don't comment your code, you're way too valuable to fire.
JEWBACCA: Because if you leave, the only person who knew how everything worked is gone, and the company fails.
Arucard: its job security lolol
JEWBACCA: Exactly. -
#1842 + ()/454 - [ Report ]
// During summer school lecture
Dr. Acio: So when we're doing labs, I play music, I let kids bring in their iPods and I allow everything except rap. So one day I go look on someone's iPod screen and it says 'Yo Yo Ma' so I go to the kid and say "I told you no rap music" and the kid's sitting there insisting that it's not and I say "it says Yo Yo Ma" and the kid's like "that's his name." -
#1839 + ()/57 - [ Report ]
// Discussing Sailor Moon
Philliam: btw, jupiter was the hottest one.
Paul: I liked pluto
Philliam: Loser.
Paul: shut up
Paul: it's not my fault you don't go for power
Paul: she stops time
Paul: who the hell stops time
Paul: come on
Philliam: She has a big fucking stick
Paul: does she make you jealous? -
#1812 + ()/59 - [ Report ]
// Person A and B get a drink from the fountain outside of band room in the middle of class when they were given free time, Mrs. Ulrey walks out
U: What are you girls doing?!? Mosey back into the class room!
A: Omg. Did she just say mosey?
// 5 seconds later; still near fountain
U: MOSEY BACK INTO THE CLASSROOM. THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING! -
#1800 + ()/50 - [ Report ]
Sherwin: did she say we're finishing presentations tomorrow?
Jeff: ummm
Jeff: ok do you want the $100 answer or the $5 answer?
Sherwin: i'll go for $52.50
Jeff: CALCULATING...
Jeff: PLEASE REFER TO MANUAL. IF YOU WOULD LIKE A GUESS, PRESS 1
Jeff: SI HABLA ESPANOL Y PREFIERE OIR EN LO, DIGA 2
Sherwin: 1
Jeff: CALCULATING...
Jeff: ERROR 500 - INTERNAL SERVER ERROR, PLEASE TRY AGAIN IN SEVERAL MINUTES
Sherwin: do you know the answer or not
Jeff: CALCULATING...
Jeff: GUESS: YES, % ERROR: +- 2 DAY(s)
