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#1784 + ()/59 - [ Report ]
*students all say what they did over the memorial day weekend*
Mr. Rosenfeld: I had a great time with my family, especially since my wife's husband took over the chore of playing with the kids...
Students: Your wife has another husband...?
Mr. Rosenfeld: *stutter*
// He meant to say his sister's husband -
#1780 + ()/96 - [ Report ]
Raamin: So, Mr Torrence, out of the three of us, which one is Jessica Alba, which is Angelina Jolie, and which is Keira Knightley?
Mr. T: Well Raamin, you're definitely Angelina Jolie.
R: Wow, I'm suprised you found the woman in me.
Mr. T: Oh I've always been in touch with your feminine side
*class laughs*
Mr. T: *as laughter dies down* Okay, okay, before we go on, I just want everyone to know that I have never touched Raamin, on his feminine side or his masculine side. -
#1779 + ()/79 - [ Report ]
Senior: Freshmen are always so stupid! Like, once at the beginning of the year, I was walking down the hall and I heard a freshman say, 'Hey, I think you're in my English class,' and the second freshman said, 'Yeah, I am.' Then the first freshman said, 'Oh, me too!' and I was like 'ohhh my god...'
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#1774 + ()/63 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Maney, before showing the class the movie Thirteen Days
Mr. Maney: Now, beware. This movie is PG-13 because of language. The Kennedys cuss a lot. That’s what the Democrats do when they get mad about something. The Republicans just steal money, but the Democrats cuss.
