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// In history
Dr. Kobrin: I'm not "with it." For example, some kids were talking to me about X-Men 4 the other day...
Class: ... X-Men 3?
Dr. Kobrin: ... the defense rests.

Tags: kobrin
#1772 + (−1)/17 - [ Report ]

// Trail off into water waves after discussing the speed of sound
Dr. Walker: The fastest-moving water wave I've ever seen actually moves _faster_ than the speed of sound every day. I'm sure you're all seen it, you just never payed attention to it.
Stephanie: Was it you?

Tags: walker
#1771 + (+14)/28 - [ Report ]

Ms. Orser: Could we leave the [HUM] wall partly up?
Mr. Struck: I don’t know, COULD we? You’re the English teacher… OH, that’s right; you grew up in North Carolina!
Ms. Orser: You’re so meeeean to me!

Tags: orser struck
#1770 + (+216)/236 - [ Report ]

Mr. Frels: Right now, you guys sound like...
*glances nervously at door*
You sound like...
*glances at door again*
Hold on a second.
*closes door*
*door stays partly open*
You sound like...
*notices that door is open*
*fully shuts door*
...You sound like shit. Excuse my language.

Tags: frels
#1769 + (+28)/32 - [ Report ]

// AP Bio class
Dr. Cammer: We'll now go to my favorite person for the answer... Albert?
Albert: When hell freezes over!
Dr. Cammer: Oh really?
Albert: And, by the way, it hasn't yet!
Dr. Cammer: Maybe it will when you're there to cool it down!

Tags: cammer
#1768 + (+43)/45 - [ Report ]

// Talking about evenly distibuting weight in a car
Ms. Stetson: You have to be careful of fat people. Like, my grandmother was fat, God bless her soul. Whenever we had her in the car we'd have to put her on one side and the three kids on the other.

Tags: stetson
#1767 + (+21)/25 - [ Report ]

// Talking about Virginia laws on acceptable sexual practices, and referencing governor Tim Kaine
Mr. Zack: Kaine in the bedroom, that sounds like some kind of sadomasochistic...

Tags: zack
#1766 + (+43)/53 - [ Report ]

// During SOL testing
Ms. Rhee: Mr. Kosatka was like, ‘I gave you an easy job.’ I was like, hells no!

Tags: geosystems kosatka rhee sol
#1765 + (+10)/22 - [ Report ]

Helen: lol
Wil: you seem to like those expressions of hilarity.
Wil: e. g.lol
Helen: mmrmm life just isnt the same w/out lol
Wil: i wonder, what would people say if we hadn't developed computer shorthand?
Wil: i mean, people had to say something before the advent of e-mail and chat.
Helen: lol
Wil: you seem to be rather unresponsive to my thought-provoking questions. :(
#1764 + (+31)/33 - [ Report ]

// About how Virginia legislators only legislate part of the year
Student: So what do they do the rest of the year?
Mr. Torrence: They do productive work.

Tags: torrence
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// Discussing the upcoming SOLs
Ethan: You can't overthink them, because they weren't designed for thinking!

Tags: ethan_stone
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// It's raining during districts and everyone put their stuff in their cars...
Coach James: Kayley, where are your warm-ups?
Kayley: What, my pants? Oh, they're in Duy's car...
Coach James: What are they doing in Duy's.....? *holds up hands* Nevermind I don't want to know.

Tags: james sports
#1758 + (+38)/40 - [ Report ]

// Talking about 2-hour delay schedule during SOLs
Bobby: Sweet! It's like Christmas every day!
Kevin: No, better! It's like JLC every day!
#1757 + (+31)/39 - [ Report ]

// On the bus, discussing how to get Dan Macey to shut up
Tom: We should get some cock and cock his mouth up.
*Bus erupts into laughter*
Tom: NO! Caulk! C-A-U-L-K!!!

Tags: bus
#1756 + (−13)/19 - [ Report ]

// Student requests for two post-ap math problems
Winn: That sounds like a fast food chain....
Ms Gabriel: *laughs while handing out problems*
Jack: SUPERSIZE it!
#1755 + (+151)/171 - [ Report ]

// In Health class discussing whether it was easier to be male or female
Andy: I think it's worse for a guy to be raped by a guy, than for a girl to be raped by a guy.
Arjun: Yeah, it hurts.
Mr. Hodges: ..."It hurts"?
Arjun: I mean, it WOULD hurt

Tags: health
#1754 + (+129)/135 - [ Report ]

// Mr. Forbes walks into Mr. Bagden's class during wave labs and says...
TJ students are like mushrooms. You feed them shit and you keep them in the dark.

Tags: forbes
#1753 + (+72)/78 - [ Report ]

// A typical Hum class
Richard: Mrs. Bicknell! Guess who has a date to prom? [points to Jaskot]
Mrs. Bicknell: Oh, John, how nice! What nice guy asked you?

Tags: bicknell john_jaskot
#1752 + (+88)/98 - [ Report ]

// Students' guess at what the English literature part of the SOLs is going to be like (Frederick Douglass's autobiography was required reading)
Question 1: How black was Frederick Douglass?
A) Kinda black
B) Very black
C) Pretty damn black yo
D) White (like Michael Jackson)

Tags: sol
#1751 + (+13)/15 - [ Report ]

// Talking about waves
Dr. Walker: There's one that's really fast. You see it all the time but never pay attention to it...
Student: You?
Dr. Walker: No one ever accused me of being fast...

Tags: walker
#1750 + (+37)/49 - [ Report ]

// Talking about FLE for seniors
Mr. Lamb: ... and then we'll have some HIV-positive people come in to scare you straight.

Tags: fle lamb
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// In health class, talking about gender roles and traits
Marina: I think that girls are more trustworthy than boys.
Ethan: Oh, come on... you girls are faking orgasms and lying all over the place!

Tags: ethan_stone health
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// TJ choir trip to Busch Gardens
// Talking to Mr. Frels and his wife who are in front of us in line for Apollo's Chariot
Mrs. Frels: He screams like a girl on roller coasters.
Mr. Frels: I don't scream like a girl; I scream like a WOMAN!

Tags: frels
#1746 + (+13)/15 - [ Report ]

// In regards to statistics survey on guessing ethnicity of Asian people
Andy: Cool, I got 7 right. Do you want to try, Mom?
Andy's mom: Okay... *looks at first one, then answers seriously* Ummm... Asian?
Andy: ...
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// In AP Computer Science
Kevin: *Moment of realization* Ohhhhhhhh....if it's divisible by 4, then it's divisible by 2!

Tags: compsci

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