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#1744 + ()/34 - [ Report ]
// During HUM Ethan puts apple sticker in Sean's hair
// Sean attempts to get apple sticker out of hair by shaking head violently
Mr. McCarthy: *remove sticker from hair* Wow, this looks like a fruit label. How did this get in your hair?
Sean: Divine intervention.
Ethan: Sweet! He just called me God! -
#1736 + ()/59 - [ Report ]
// In Geosystems, discussing the hardness scale of minerals
Ms. Rhee: Diamonds are the hardest mineral, nothing can scratch them.
Chase: A laserbeam can scratch a diamond! Lasers are harder than diamonds!
Jess: A laserbeam is not a mineral!
Student: It's obvious from that conversation that Jess is the one going to MIT. -
#1724 + ()/65 - [ Report ]
// UVA students invade! Ack!
coccinelle6205: do you know what "Pwn3d n00b" means?
greenchocobo84: "pwn3d" means "beat you" and "n00b" means "one without experience"
greenchocobo84: why do you ask?
coccinelle6205: my T.A. wrote that on one of my friend's homework assignments. -
#1721 + ()/10 - [ Report ]
// Relating a conversation speaker 1 had with an old female friend
Speaker 1: "There have been several occasions where I really needed ass. So I simply hang out with a male friend, pretty much any single male friend, and fulfill my need, haha..."
Speaker 1: Man. I miss my old friends.
Speaker 2: I miss your old friends too.
