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#5433 + ()/52 - [ Report ]
// In English, discussing sexual scenes from The Catcher in the Rye
// Mr. Struck interrupts
Struck: I don't get how people are talking about this and giving me looks like they know more about it than I do.
Struck: ... I don't want to get graphic about it, but I AM a dad... -
#5421 + ()/30 - [ Report ]
Dr. Uston: Dust mites are annoying pests, they can bite.
Class: ???
Dr. Uston: What, you've never woken up with dark red spots all over your body?
// Later
Dr. Uston: They've trained dogs to smell dust mites!
N: I think you're talking about bed bugs.
Dr. Uston: Don't dust mites bite? Why would I be talking about bedbugs? -
#5408 + ()/58 - [ Report ]
// Talking about World War 1 in 20th Century World History
Mr. Struck: I will now go over what I call the "Powder Keg of Europe."
*draws a keg on the board*
Mr. Struck: Some of you seniors may discover objects of this shape next year. However, they will not be filled with powder. -
#5407 + ()/63 - [ Report ]
Mrs. Seavey: So class, let's being by discussing the last book of A Tale Of Two Titties.
*class burts into laughter*
Mrs. Seavey: What's so funny?
*class continues to laugh hysterically*
Mrs. Seavey: I'm not returning to class until you tell me what's so funny.
*student raises hand, and tells Mrs. Seavey what she said*
Mrs. Seavey, A Tale of Two TITTIES?! I've never said that word in my life. Titties. Now I've just said it three times! Let's call the book triple t from now on.
