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#1664 + ()/13 - [ Report ]
// Regarding pronunciation in TJ's new alma mater
Mr. Frels: Make sure you make it two syllables: Colon-ials.
Alexa: It's like, Cologne, y'alls!
Mr. Frels: That sounds like something you would do to your colon... Colonyalls.
...Maybe there are some thoughts that are better kept to yourself... -
#1662 + ()/38 - [ Report ]
// Regarding people's Spring Breaks
Soo: I was going to New York, but when I got to the airport, I was on the FBI's No-Fly List. It was a mistake probably.
Mr. Richardson: Probably? "Osama bin Laden assured me I wouldn't be on the No-Fly List."
Class: *lol*
Student: So did they let you on the plane?
Soo: No! I had to go by train.
Brian: (out of nowhere) To China!?!?!? -
#1659 + ()/20 - [ Report ]
// AntarcticPhoenix and tubaplayer152 live two streets away...
tubaplayer152: holy shit
tubaplayer152: icecream man ftw
tubaplayer152: brb
tubaplayer152: damn, he went away
// About 5 minutes later
AntarcticPhoenix: i hear the icecreamguy
AntarcticPhoenix: ha, we stole him
tubaplayer152: you bastard!
AntarcticPhoenix: meh, i'm not getting up
tubaplayer152: I'll scp you a few dollars if you get me something
AntarcticPhoenix: i've tried to ftp icecream
AntarcticPhoenix: it doesn't work
tubaplayer152: damn -
#1657 + ()/14 - [ Report ]
// Talking about a really hacked "terminal server" type thing for Mac OS X found on a website
AntarcticPhoenix: it's just launching multiple sessions on the same box with user switching
AntarcticPhoenix: and vnc to them...
AntarcticPhoenix: why would you want to do that with vnc?
tubaplayer152: the same reason why you would install linux on a dead badger -
#1655 + ()/12 - [ Report ]
// Coach is deciding when soccer practice will be during break
Coach: And when I say its "optional" it means if you're around, you better be there. No excuses like "I was hanging out with my... cousin."
Jordan: HAHA cousins? Who hangs out with their cousins? I mean, what about boyfriends?
Coach: Jordan you said the "b" word... ON THE LINE -
#1650 + ()/61 - [ Report ]
// Sophomore Ethics Day
Mrs. Lodal, talking about ethics in relation to the internet: ...And...things you do on the internet when no one's looking over your shoulder...
// Entire room slowly starts quietly laughing and giving each other looks, Mrs. Lodal doesn't appear to realize why.
Mrs. Lodal: ...Because internet bullying is getting to be a bigger problem... -
#1646 + ()/16 - [ Report ]
// After Mr. Latimer gave his tech-lab students a lecture on what assignments were due
Mr. Latimer: And your final quiz question is multiple choice. Last night, in the women's college basketball championship, the shot that put the game in to overtime was wha...
Calvin: 3-pointer.
Mr. Latimer: Would you be quiet? Was what kind of shot? A. Two pointer, B. Four pointer, C. Foul shot, D. Three pointer. And fill in the blank: who made the shot?
Calvin: Tolliver.
Mr. Latimer: Good job! You win the magical prize!
Student: Congratulations! You watch women's basketball! -
#1645 + ()/15 - [ Report ]
// In AP Lit, next to Dr. Glover's class, after several minutes of random noises, screams, and strange pronunciation guides being heard through the wall.
Wil: Come on! It's *Latin.* It's not like you actually have to speak it!
Jason: Yeah, well I do... because I'm Catholic.
Wil: That's not my fault. -
#1644 + ()/105 - [ Report ]
Mr. Torrence: So, let's say Dan is blasting his really loud rap music...hey, Dan, can you beatbox for me?
Dan: Umm...no, I can't.
Mr. T: Oh, come on, you're not that white.
Dan: Yes, I am.
Mr. T: Oh, come on, give it a try.
Dan: Why don't you, Mr. T?
Mr. T: No, I can't, I'm not that black.
