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#1579 + ()/27 - [ Report ]
Nkmunk714: o wow, yay for the sys lab to die
Nkmunk714: no intranet
Nkmunk714: no files for hw
Nkmunk714: no A for neel
halfelfsorcerer: No A for Neel? Well, Neel already in college.
Nkmunk714: scholarship go bye-bye
Nkmunk714: neel no go college
Nkmunk714: neel cry
Nkmunk714: neel get drafted
Nkmunk714: neel go iraq
Nkmunk714: neel get peppered
Nkmunk714: neel die
Nkmunk714: world cry
halfelfsorcerer: fantastic
Nkmunk714: evan say "wtf?"
halfelfsorcerer: yes -
#1577 + ()/27 - [ Report ]
TheDarkFuzz: Oppose me on the pizza issue, will you?
ponderosa87: Duh.
ponderosa87: Domino's for the win.
TheDarkFuzz: Not so, fool. Pizza Hut is far superior.
ponderosa87: Pizza Hut is greasy and weak, fool!
TheDarkFuzz: Eating Dominoes over Pizza Hut is like eating trash someone took a crap in instead of eating great pizza. Although why I would expect an uncultured ingrate like you to know, I have no idea.
ponderosa87: Geez, while you're at it, why don't you just slice a piece of lard into eight equally vile, overly cheesy concoctions and call it "piz-uh", like your precious Pizza Hut.
ponderosa87: Fool!
TheDarkFuzz: I'll "fool" you!
ponderosa87: Oh ho.
ponderosa87: Now it's on.
TheDarkFuzz: It's already been brung.
TheDarkFuzz: Wait, damn. Wrong timing! Wrong timing!
TheDarkFuzz: Mayday! Abandon ship!
ponderosa87: I sunk your battleship!
TheDarkFuzz: ...well crap. Luckily, I brought along some fresh pizza to eat while I float in the middle of the ocean.
TheDarkFuzz: Shit, this is Dominoes! I told the boy to get Pizza Hut! Ahhhh god, it's like every toilet in the world just took a crap in my mouth!
ponderosa87: Eww.
TheDarkFuzz: Exactly.
ponderosa87: Now there's a metaphor I shall carry with me to my death bed. -
#1570 + ()/129 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Potoker has gotten the wrong name for one of his new health students... again. It is still early in the quarter.
Mr. Potoker: Hey, guys, look. I get 180 new students evey quarter, and I have to learn all their names. You guys have to remember the names of what, 5, 6 friends? -
#1566 + ()/28 - [ Report ]
A: This boy told his mom he was using his laptop to do his homework, but she came into the room and found that the homework looked suspiciously like CS.
B: ...I don't get it.
A: You know what CS is, right?
B: Yeah.
A: What is it?
B: (in a "duh" tone) Computer science.
A: Er... Counterstrike?
B: ... -
#1563 + ()/70 - [ Report ]
// After a long dicussion on WWI
Mr. Sacks: So, the most IMPORTANT thing is...
Class: *ready to take more notes*
Mr. Sacks: ... who watched American Idol last night?
*class discusses various singers*
Mr. Sacks: Oh yeah, something really important though...
Class: *pays attention*
Mr. Sacks: ... who watched last night's episode of Lost? Fill me in, I missed it. -
#1562 + ()/137 - [ Report ]
// The Norris-LaGuardia Bill is brought up in History. The topic of Chuck Norris is breached.
Mr. Struck: I've heard the one where every one of Chuck Norris's chest hairs has a black belt.
*class laughs, a few more Chuck Norris jokes are exchanged*
Mr. Struck: They should make one of those sites for Mrs. Bicknell.
Jaskot: Or for you! We could have: Every one of the hairs on Mr. Struck's head has a... oh wait, never mind. -
#1556 + ()/9 - [ Report ]
corno56: well, my advisor wrote back to me
corno56:
Thursday Afternoon at 3:30 PM.
See you then
corno56: ummm... i have class until 4
JasonGJi: lol doh.
JasonGJi: skip class!
corno56: not a chance
JasonGJi: just this once?
corno56: somehow i don't think skipping class to meet with my academic advisor is very impressive -
#1554 + ()/41 - [ Report ]
// Sarah catches a grammar error in Mr. Potoker's 9th grade health class.
Mr. Potoker: Well, it's not my fault. The county gave it to me. I'm usually pretty good with my letters.
Class: Your letters? Don't you mean words?
Mr. Potoker: No, I mean letters. One letter in particular: "F."
