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#1549 + ()/54 - [ Report ]
// You know you're old and losing your memory when...
// Watching the winter olympics. Russia has just won a gold.
Wil K.: There's the Ukraine's blue and yellow flag on the right...and there's the Russian Federation's in the middle.
Wil's dad: Wait, ...where?
Wil: That one with the white, red, and blue bars.
Wil's dad: Oh...what happened to the Hammer & Sickle?
Wil:...
// And they gave him a PhD... -
#1548 + ()/74 - [ Report ]
// In FrosnSun's AIM profile
girls can be described 3 ways:
beautiful
single
mentally stable
unfortunately, only a max of 2 of the characteristics can be present at one time
it has been pointed out that it is possible for all three traits to be present, but as newton has taught us, infitesimally small increments of time can be rounded to zero and ignored -
#1547 + ()/19 - [ Report ]
// French project on global warming due the next day, exploring wikipedia
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iRoWtJcReW72890: m
iRoWtJcReW72890: g
iRoWtJcReW72890: they have a consequences of global warming section in french
iRoWtJcReW72890: sweet
FrosnSun: *nod*
FrosnSun: were set for life
iRoWtJcReW72890: ...and by life
iRoWtJcReW72890: you mean for one period tomorrow morning
FrosnSun: ...
FrosnSun: I LIVE FOR THE MOMENT -
#1543 + ()/9 - [ Report ]
Mr. Mcarthy: Arian, for example would prey on little people.
Kevin: Arian's not that big himself.
Mr. Mcarthy: But his hair makes him look big.
Mr. Mcarthy: So Arian would maybe prey on someone like Anna, and, to defend her purse, she would pull a knife out and stab him. That's what Hobbes is saying. -
#1540 + ()/40 - [ Report ]
// In health, before the "What if I'm Gay?" video
Beau: I think this activity is actually pretty stupid because it relies on biases.
Mr. Hodges: You just hit the point of it exactly.
Beau: Can we watch the video now?
Mr. Hodges: Not yet. We have to discuss this first.
Ryan: But what if I'm gay now? -
#1536 + ()/31 - [ Report ]
// Lindsay and Sarah are walking down the hall. Lindsay is yelling at her MP3 player.
Lindsay: GRR! Come on! SKIP!
Sarah: *starts skipping*
// Later that day--Lindsay is doing a difficult Sudoku.
Lindsay: So a 2 goes there... wait... NO! Crap, Sarah, crap!
Sarah: *makes lame constipated noises*
Lindsay: *dies laughing* -
#1535 + ()/187 - [ Report ]
Stephanie: Do you respond to Doc Walk?
Dr. Walker: Yup.
Macs: Do you respond to Stacy?
*pause*
Dr. Walker: Actually, Mr. Bagden calls me Doc Walk.
Macs: Oh, I thought you were gonna say that Mr. Bagden calls you Stacy.
Dr. Walker: Nope.
*pause*
Macs: Can I call you Stacy?
Dr. Walker: Go do physics. -
#1534 + ()/84 - [ Report ]
// The Mr. Rose loop?
Mr. Rose: Why isn't it looping?
Brian: Well I-
Mr. Rose: Run it again.
*brian runs it*
Mr. Rose: Why isn't it looping?
Brian: I think its-
Mr. Rose: Run it again
*brian runs it*
Mr. Rose: Why isn't it looping?
Brian: My Syste-
Mr. Rose: Run it again
*brian runs it*
Mr. Rose: Why isn't it looping?
Mr. Rose: It would be much better if it looped, wouldn't it?
*Mr. Rose makes a X on Brian's yellow sheet*
*Brian takes out System. exit(0) from his code*
Brian: Mr. Rose, it works now
Mr. Rose: Wonderful!
Mr. Rose: Now your iterations are messed up!
*brian groans* -
#1531 + ()/13 - [ Report ]
// In Mr. Williams alg2/trig class, handing our a quiz
Mr. Willaims: Today's quiz is going to be collaborative.
Class: *cheers*
Mr. Williams: It wasn't supposed to be, but first period complained that is was really hard so I changed it.
catwood: ...so first period got screwed? -
#1528 + ()/58 - [ Report ]
// Riding home from wrestling practice, car next to us is blasting rap
Johnny: *acts ghetto*
Sean: Knock it off! You're gonna get us shot.
// At that precise moment, What is Love starts blasting from our stereo
Sean and Johnny: CRAP! *dive for volume control*
Johnny: Yeah, I'm gonna get us shot... -
#1526 + ()/20 - [ Report ]
B: Jama, why does your program load so slowly? Let me see the code.
B: No wonder it loads so slow, you import java.swing.* five times, and about every other package twice!
// After removing about twenty lines of importing
B: Now let's run it and see how much faster it loads
Jama: Still slow! Because all five other classes import all of those packages again! -
#1525 + ()/42 - [ Report ]
// Discussing the LORAN unit in Precalc during lunch
Mike: But Graham, don't you want to be an engineer?
Graham: But I still don't see why we need to learn all about LORAN... now everything is just done by GPS!
Jaskot: Ah, but what if everyone lost power and the GPS didn't work?
*pause*
Graham: Then the LORAN wouldn't work either.
*pause*
Jaskot: Aha. -
#1520 + ()/25 - [ Report ]
// Talking about chinese school where B's mom teaches...
A: you know, your mom really hated me when i was in her class
B: no...
A: yes. I and a bunch of other people sat in the back and she hated us.
B: well she hated me too when i was in her class...
A: you're her daughter, of course she hated you
