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#1517 + ()/20 - [ Report ]
// Some freshman are talking during botball (robotics club)
Freshman 1: Dude, check out my robot, it's so friggen awesome!
Freshman 2: It's not that great...
Freshman 1: Are you kidding!?!? My robot is awesome! It has... It has... sex appeal!
*pause*
Freshman 2: So are you're saying you want to fuck your robot?
*Two sophomores walk by without hearing the whole conversation*
Sophomore 1: freshman... too intimate with their technology
Sophomore 2: Must be having problems getting laid by an actual girl... -
#1516 + ()/40 - [ Report ]
// Before school, trying to clear an eigth period absence with Mr. Stueben
Zack: David says he signed me in.
Mr. Stueben (to David): You lied?!
David: No. I just forgot.
*Mr. Stueben takes eighth period absence paper*
Mr. Stueben: I'll turn this in. Unexcused.
*Mr. Stueben walks away. David follows*
Mr. Stueben: What are you doing?
David: To be perfectly honest, I was going to swipe the paper and forge your signature.
Mr Stueben: Just go away. We'll both have a better day -
#1513 + ()/234 - [ Report ]
// Astronomy, discussing different galaxies
Ms. Hennig: There are elliptical galaxies, spiral galaxies, and...can anyone guess the last one?
Pledger: Blobical galaxies?
Ms. Hennig: Blobical?
Pledger: You know, as in the shape of a blob.
// For those who are interested, the correct answer was "irregular". -
#1505 + ()/58 - [ Report ]
Lindsay: Paul's birthday was yesterday and I have no idea what to get him. What do boys like to get for their birthdays?
Taylor: Food.
Lindsay: Yeah, but I want this to be something special that he can keep forever and remember me by, you know? So then what?
Taylor: ...Canned food.
Lindsay: *facepalm* -
#1502 + ()/55 - [ Report ]
// Physics, Dr. Walker is talking about what he'd like to do to model electrostatics.
Dr. Walker: What I'd like to do is put all of the fields into Excel and make it three-dimensional, then export it to CAD and make a 3D model of the electric field!
Jaskot: Is this what you do instead of grading our tests? -
#1501 + ()/71 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Walker wishes he had more time to grade tests, work on the computer, etc.
Dr. Walker: Maybe if I had infinite time...
Jaskot: The limit as time approaches infinity!
Dr. Walker: Ha, yeah, the limit as time approaches infinity...
(class laughs a little)
Jaskot: Wow, I can't believe we just made that joke...
Dr. Walker: We didn't. You did. -
#1499 + ()/16 - [ Report ]
// Discussing the different moons of jupiter
Mr. Forbes: The moons are named after [Jupiters] daughters, illegitimate or otherwise...
Class: wha?
Mr. Forbes: Yeah you know greek mythology is like an X-rated soap opera. I mean [Jupiter] slept with his daughters, nieces, humans, animals...he was one randy guy -
#1495 + ()/204 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Lampazzi's class is mating fruit flies
Mr. Lampazzi: So on Friday, I turned down the lights and put on soft jazz music to put them in the mood. When I came back this morning, the radio was blaring Black Eyed Peas 99.5 and the Drosophila definitely weren't following TJ's dance guidelines... -
#1494 + ()/59 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Hamby is giving a lecture on lunch not being cleaned up
Mr. Hamby: All it would take would be one teacher slipping on an apple and going from vertical to horizontal, and we'd be in separate lunch blocks in the cafeteria.
Tyler (in back of class, whispering): I'd be willing to give up my lunch if Mr. Hamby fell down and had to leave.
Mr. Hamby: Yes Tyler, but I'd come back. -
#1493 + ()/43 - [ Report ]
// Discussing an educational way of playing tag in Bio
Arvind: We could play a plant version of freeze tag where you're an egg, and if a guy tags you, you're fertilized!
Dr. Cammer: Do you realize what you just said?
Arvind: ... yeah. I knew there'd be SOMETHING wrong with that idea.
