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#1491 + ()/51 - [ Report ]
// Christine is discovering things about herself
Christine: Did you know that if you press on a spot on your arm, it'll turn white?!
Brian: It's called YOU'RE BLOCKING YOUR BLOOD FLOW you retard!
Christine: Oh... when I was in 5th grade, they told me that it happened to me cause I was multiracial... -
#1488 + ()/244 - [ Report ]
// There's a big *bang* as the lightbulb in the projector explodes when Dr. Cammer turns it on. Everyone screams and Dr. Cammer is cowering in fear, holding his stomach. Everyone stares at him.
Dr. Cammer: Well, you know, you hear these stories about students shooting their teachers... -
#1487 + ()/54 - [ Report ]
// Alyson and Tanvi (sophs) enter Gym II to change. They note the freshman, not dressed out, hovering around dummies.
Tanvi: Look! They're doing CPU!
Alyson: Um...CPR?
Tanvi: Right. Ack, that reminds me last year, during the test thing, I had just come from Bio, and instead of saying "Now checking for circulation," I said, "Now checking for cellular respiration."
Alyson: That's nothing. In like 6th grade, during a babysitting training course, I said, "Now checking for circumcision." And that was before I knew what it meant! I got some funny looks... -
#1484 + ()/49 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Kummer is teaching his America and the World Since 1989 class about the history of the Soviet Union and Russia
Mr. Kummer: The Russians still have this thing for strong, powerful leaders. You can still walk down the street and see some little old lady wearing a Joe Stalin pin on her coat. And you want to say, hey lady, he killed 30 million people. But she'll just say "But he was a powerful leader." Well, no shit! -
#1482 + ()/107 - [ Report ]
// Ms. Conklin is saying goodbye to a student, "Fabius" (his Latin name), before the weekend.
Ms. Conklin: Bye, Fob! That's my little Fob. I do love him. I just want to kiss him all the time.
Kids in class: Ummm, Ms. Conklin, do you know what you just called that guy?
Ms. Conklin: Fob? Yes, well, I shortened his name a bit... down to one syllable... Why, should I call him "Fobby" instead? -
#1476 + ()/60 - [ Report ]
// In Compsci, while using the Internet to look at how labs were supposed to work
Mr. Torbert: Wait, whoa, how do I go back to the previous lab?
Someone: Why don't you use the back button?
Mr. Torbert: *clicks the back button* Whoa, I've never used the back button. It goes back to the previous lab.
Class: *scared and laughing at the same time* -
#1468 + ()/12 - [ Report ]
// In physics, Dr. Walker is responding to a student's question about large tides which occur in Alaska
Docwalk: I'm not exactly sure what tides you're talking about, but they have these large tides that occur off of the coast of China. Every so often, these large tides occur, and people love to ride them with their junks.
